Ben Delaney

[Ben Delaney @ben_delaney]

@adzap keep working on it young padwan.

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@adzap Second that! They murdered a clutch a blackbird chicks we were watching in the back yard.

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@adzap Yes. That's why I sent you there. Mmmmmwaaahahahaha. Cleese was just a ruse.

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Essential tips here for the novice. Of course I was lucky enough to have been instructed by a master in Year 9 http://t.co/ruYNBh82

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How come no one told me Peter Slipper is a priest!!?http://t.co/yhkdyy6L

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Thankyou and Goodbye Christopher Hitchens

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If we do decide to return to Australia, I'm glad it won't be by boat

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The Hurt Locker ruined by expectation. It's just a war movie after all.

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@maxand98 We're minding H's mum's border collie. I'm hoping he'll teach Jed to lift his leg when pissing.

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Funny how spending the arvo with wife, baby and 2 dogs at the beach had me cracking constant Dad jokes. I think I've crossed a threshold.

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@adzap Apparently it's my name if I want to phonetically "feel rich", maybe with an Eastern European accent. Ask H. Strange dream.

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I dreamt I was dying last night. H dreamt I changed my name to Phil Vitch, so I would feel rich. Weirdo

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She going right round baby right round

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Wishing Heather luck going round the bay today. I reckon she'll be right up there in the "lactating women" category.