ben

[ALL UP IN YOUR MIND @blackmagnet0]

Janine Teagues

[miruci @Miruciiii]

all that “gay marriage will destroy society” and its literally just this

[𝖒 @fr3akl0ser]

every faggots favourite superhero is spider-man

[stimmy ⚢☭ @stimberbee]

I go garbonzo on her bean until that chick pees

[b @WhatAmIDoingOh]

I need weed but I need it to be controlled like I get my allotted joint at 9pm everyday and I can't have any before or after but unfortunately I have no self control and recently I am using it to try and escape The Terror™️

[Earl @blacklung82]

when you’re trying to sing the birthday song and that one person starts saying “cha cha cha” in between lines

[vi ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @spiritualygrace]

when i say spiderman is the hero i relate to the most, this is what i mean.

[aspid ♡ @delicatelyhere]

one thing about me is i’m gonna stare at a pair of boobs

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I REFUSE to use my pattern recognition skills when it comes to getting sick. This sore throat IS something different this time.

[gill @contactabrother]

“Runners high” please just smoke a joint

[?! @suboptimalprim3]

you finally decide to vent to your mom and it suddenly turns into a competition of who's struggling more

[levi ⚢ @eiggensinn]

a veces me olvido de q estoy saliendo con la mujer mas linda que existe y cuando me manda una foto es como Gracias dios

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Met a dog at a cafe and the owner told me the dog was deaf and blind. “Old Helen Yeller,” I said. She didn't like that.

[ben @ben_inches]

Been in Tennessee what *checks watch* 6 hours and I’m already thinking of going home and smoking a bowl

[addy!🌿 @VEGGIES420]

this is a sign to smoke some weed rn

[issy wee woo 🌸 @songbvrd]

I’m convinced Tom holland has so many haters bc his sheer existence disproves all of the red pill bullshit they peddle. Like yeah, he’s a 5’8 ballerina who got his start on Broadway, speaks openly about addiction and mental health, treats all the women around him respectfully etc

[Fritz 🦇🐑 | #pisstwt @EvilFritter]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me faggot

[val @moneygomillion]

offered to pay for taco bell and everybody’s ordering 5 items off the menu instead of getting a luxe box