Ricardo Michael Resendiz

i love cats, fat girls, hot dogs, dr pepper, and league of legends

[Ricardo Michael Resendiz @settacular]

behold my cat being terrified by italian cuisine

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani has created NYC's first-ever Office of LGBTQIA+ Affairs.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“Gone are the days when City Hall will turn its back on queer New Yorkers […] City Hall will also not back down in the face of Federal attacks against trans New Yorkers”

— Zohran Mamdani on NYC’s newly established Office of LGBTQIA+ Affairs at his Mayor Pride Party.

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

goooood morning

[komo @komosaur]

A good character design is one which can be identified by its silhouette alone

it is 20 years old.

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

bored

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*drags my fat sopping body away pathetically*

[HACHIWARE LOVER!!! #1 @OomfieLoomfie]

Morning yooo

[Jimmy the Exiled @Big_mike20001]

My homunculus watching a fireball careen towards him because he didn't win 1st place at the homunculus show

[Lasagna Del Rey🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

Imagine hating innocent human beings for no reason except their gender identity. This is bitch behavior

[Wokie D. Void 🇬🇭🇮🇹 @Voidsspace]

A smile would be nice

[comrade jake @ComradeJak3]

It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats

[Cartoons On The Moon @CartoonsOTMoon]

Hoy se cumplen 20 años del estreno de CARS

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The runtime for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is reportedly 2 hours and 30 minutes.

This would make it the longest Spider-Man film ever.

[🎐Jay! 🎏 @_jaynco]

Clark after missing for days

[kam 𖤐 @kamwilldie]

if you got big areolas ily

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence