Ben Thurston

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

Starting to think the only cardio I get is dancing at the SRO

[benny @benalbertcomedy]

Me: I’m gonna go talk to that chick on the dance floor

The boys: haha you won’t do it pussy

Me: fuck off ya I will ?

Me:

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

@lindsaykluke @MichaelaKluke9 @havie_carter @EmmaLessard2 @UofGFoodProf No I didn't!

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

@MichaelaKluke9 @UofGFoodProf Interesting

[benny @benalbertcomedy]

Some chick was just eye fucking me so hard at the gym, I looked down and turns out i was holding my water bottle upside down WITH NO FUCKING LID, haha what's up baby come workout with me, bring your rubber boots lmao

[jes @jesilyn_butler]

*when you lose your phone ice fishing*

[benny @benalbertcomedy]

If a chick is real hot, I'll like her tweets even if they are shit. Lmao ya I'm fired up for Kylies lipstick pallet or whatever too haha omg let's bang

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

@drewburrowes @kieran38309002 🚨tune alert🚨

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

@lindsaykluke @redhare21 yea #hoverhand

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

@redhare21 @lindsaykluke I just think she used to be cool

[benny @benalbertcomedy]

@jakestenger11

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

@MikeThursty @BrettClouthier

[Benjamin Cranston @Ben_cranston]

Last year our neighbours said we didn't participate in the seasonal festivities enough. Well fuck you guys #HappyHalloween

[Norm Kelly @norm]

I believe this belongs to you, @Orioles.

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

Fuck Bud Lite living we Budweiser surviving

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

@thebraydennoble "what's the cause of death?" "19¢ wings and dollar beers"

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

@thebraydennoble after seeing this tweet I've reevaluated my career choices and decided I am coming to guelph

[Ben Thurston @Ben_L_T]

Tar bender I need a droner nink