PeaceSim

he/him

[Parallel Universe Riker 🏁 @ParallelRiker]

#BrendaFricker

[PeaceSim @ben_ries]

literally NOBODY cares about that speech last night lmao

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

RollerCoaster Tycoon (1999)

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

In six years the Republicans in Georgia have not generated one scandal for either Democratic Senator, and it’s not like they haven’t tried. Those two are next level political talent.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Money saved: 0

People killed: 757,314

[Cool Cat @CoolCatlovesyou]

It's firework time! But be very careful!!! BOOM

[Cool Cat @CoolCatlovesyou]

It's the 4th of July Parade! Yay!

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Mr. Mann if you need a fat guy to die in humiliating fashion at the hands of either of these gentleman, I will do it for free and it would be the greatest honor of my life

[Cool Cat @CoolCatlovesyou]

YaY!!

[Cool Cat @CoolCatlovesyou]

Did you know that I've drove a car! It was a Cool car too!

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

lol wut

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My Uber driver in Branson was a Kennedy-Goldwater-Nixon-Nixon-Ford-Reagan-Reagan-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that after Tuesday’s primary results in New York, there’s no way he’ll ever vote for a Democrat again.

[Charles Bronson Tweets @BronsonTweets9]

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Understanding Trump's Surrender to Iran: A Quick Guide

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Trump starts a totally optional war, bombs dozens of schoolgirls on opening day, destroys a bunch of civilian infrastructure, threatens to wipe out Iranian civilization, eventually muddles through to an inconclusive end-state, and these professional ass-kissers don't skip a beat:

[Negro Libre @NegroLibre1]

This is one of those decisions that I actually thought was not only the right call, but that a lot of Biden critics were completely unprepared for what was coming with Trump 2.0. Anyone who sees what's happening now and thinks it was a bad call is unserious to say the least.

[PeaceSim @ben_ries]

Also I was today days old when I realized @realGulDukat was in this scene

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

The Indian in the Cupboard (1995)