Ben Roess

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

@sarah_tinder Slappin some white or ac vinegar on your fingers before washing with soap and water is the move

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

@sarah_tinder S1 is a masterpiece. That tracking shot 🤯

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

Top Dog.

A reality show in which average Joe contestants are given no training and must sell hot dogs at a packed MLB day game.

Perhaps a bonus for dogs personally consumed.

Split screen opportunity (the Top Dog dashboard) integrated within a regular game broadcast.

🧠🌭

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

True love is someone who understands the value of a #HamPlan as Easter approaches.

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

@sarah_tinder Pork plate or bust

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

@MacktionJackson He’ll hate it. IMO Kramer’s > Joe’s > Flying Pizza > Marion’s > Cassano’s. Marco’s bad. Old Scratch + Dewey’s good; not his tier. Obv love for Vinny’s Big 10.

PS Tony & Pete’s is 🔥slinging sandwiches on 3rd

PSS this week you’d be fielding my short hops in Orlando. Good weeks.

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

Gonna watch the absolute hell out of this

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

Moving 🧠: Can I just open a tab at the hardware store and close it out at the end of the weekend? I’m tying one on

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

A take: TikTok is way better as a search engine than as algorithmic content

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

.@xboygeniusx is extremely good. The sum of three forceful parts, writing and performing with a quality not found often. They’ll still be in the conversation decades from now 👏🏼

[Brandon Smith @brandonjsmith5]

Good morning from one of the most consequential Indiana Supreme Court hearings in my memory.

Today, the Court will hear arguments in a lawsuit challenging Indiana's near-total abortion ban.

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

@SupSlater Good tweet

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Thread of the most beautiful paintings of the moon:

The Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh (1889)

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

Fascinated by an awesome conversation today between @erparker and @kenneth0stanley in @highalphainno's Satellite speaker series.

Ken's ability to both challenge pretty much every way I think about things AND explain it in a clear and digestible way is amazing. So good!

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

Such a good segment today on @NPR + @1a with @PamGrier -- she's the coolest.

https://t.co/mgVQVUs1gR

[Grateful Dead @GratefulDead]

Every day is a good day to listen to the Grateful Dead.

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

Already recruiting a bass player for my new metal band Dimorphos

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

This is the first day the women of Indiana will live under a near-total ban on abortion in decades. I’ve said it before, and I will say it again: the government should not be telling a woman what to do with her own body.

[Ben Roess @ben_roess]

My favorite athlete of all time.

It's been an absolute pleasure.