Ben Schechter

Denver, CO

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

RT for a chance to win this signed 25th anniversary poster from members of our SB XXXII team!

[AltitudeTV @AltitudeTV]

How can Comcast say that Colorado fans don't want to see every game?

[Kylie Callura @kyliecallura]

Capitol building looking like a Bass Pro Shop

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The war criminals who Trump just pardoned:

Prosecutors accused the men of illegally unleashing "powerful sniper fire, machine guns and grenade launchers on innocent men, women and children."

The 4 were among 7 Blackwater employees who opened fire in Baghdad, killing 17 people.

[phil @warmfourloko]

maybe i’d go to church if they had flamin hot communion wafers

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Earth Hopes Weird Burning Sensation Nothing Serious https://t.co/KS4o62gE2L

[chuuch @ch000ch]

coffee prices are out of control

[steev @steev____]

The plan? We name your landscaping company after a fancy hotel to trick the President of the United States into holding a press conference outside of your business.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Car Commercial Implying Some Sort of Link Between Owning Lincoln Corsair And Daughter Becoming An Astronaut https://t.co/wtsK9TsuWD

[numbskull @critterfinder74]

I miss putter pride’s bottomless hotdogs

[BECK @bathroomass]

And then when all hope is lost, who comes down the mountain but the grinch himself

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to real estate

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Amid the turbulence of a pandemic & racedemic, I offer this reflection on what Earth looks like from space, as only an Apollo astronaut can tell it.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

WHO Warns Covid-19 Could Mean End To Blowing Water Through Pool Noodle Into Friends’ Faces https://t.co/WwfQ4nDVun

[Sanoian Designs @SanoianDesigns]

I caved and made a TikTok of my dog 😂😂😂😂😂

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

my wife was doing a webcast for her pre-k class but YouTube shut it down for copyright infringement because I was watching WrestleMania VI in the background

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

quarantine got me lonely af

@Postmates