Benaiah

UMO '20 | "You can sleep when you're dead"- Benjamin Franklin

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@GBuotte https://t.co/zFwcWoOU5x

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@GBuotte Almost 11 months since your last tweet, and this is the best you could do?

[NWS Weather Prediction Center @NWSWPC]

There is a slight risk of severe weather over parts of North Carolina coast

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@WhatMonkeyBread I've spent the last 3 days up here, it's pretty warm outside, too.

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@Ezra_George_ @panicthegiraffe Obviously a ferret

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Watching the end credits of Antman 2 like

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It's really funny to me when I get Google rewards surveys for powerplants I've traveled to because nobody looks at the reviews for their local power plant.

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*Creative DOOM reference* https://t.co/22spUjqfBn

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Trump announces he's directing Pentagon to create 'space force' as independent service branch.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Technically speaking, Earth is in space. Space isn’t a separate place.

[Benaiah @benaiahgeorge]

I have never related more to anything in my life. https://t.co/C8usJC3JJe

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation Willing To Give Up Any And All Privacy If The Policy Update Emails Would Just Stop https://t.co/eNzX4Fr6kq

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Reading Book Of Acts Getting Pretty Uncomfortable With All The Sharing Going On https://t.co/yUbKjRuJU3

[Benaiah @benaiahgeorge]

Why wouldn't google make the link for i/o https://t.co/mrxdZHEbCC?

[Benaiah @benaiahgeorge]

My Forest Bioproducts Prof has a gift for asking questions on the material no one studied.

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Highschool: Make sure to get a good night's sleep before a test!

College: Here, have some free coffee with dinner!

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#betrayal

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It snowed 3 weeks ago.

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What you say to the prof: Can you look over my term paper draft?

What they hear: Please roast my verb choices.

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The river is getting so close to the parking lot

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@WhatMonkeyBread @Ezra_George_ There is also a fourth, smaller party that says, "Why on Earth would you buy such complicated socks?"