Ben Bartle

Solution Architect, Developer, Family Man & Pizza Lover. I am my own man. 🏴‍☠️

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@luna_siyomi Done! See you later

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@HopeWithinChaos I'm not getting drawn into the tasteless/tasteful joke debate, but sponsoring a "We fucked up" video sounds exactly like something dbrand would do 🤣

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@Falexxx1 @RinKarigani Yep, an amazing piece of theatre

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@nothing is this really your stance on customer support? My Nothing Ear (1) care has died less than 6 months into the warranty and your agents have told me I need to contact the reseller? You just "cannot help me here"?

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@ObsceneSymphony RPR, and my preference is to clap the bosses right buttcheek. Or SE as more normal people would say it.

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@RajYRaman Finally!

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@RajYRaman Guys don't worry, you can just unlearn everything you know about decomposition, interface design, refactoring, resource management and performance optimization coz it can just be done in one 400 line Powe Fx formula amirite?

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@Theostru @__Ahura_Mazda__ @NightSkyPrince_ NOW FALL

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@Fishfriedcat Dude, spoilers!!! I am not at the end of Disc 1 of Peppa Pig yet

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⚠️ Contains #Endwalker spoilers! ⚠️

The official music video for "Flow" is now available! 🎵

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@XrmToolCast I once was debugging an autonumbering solution back in CRM 4.0 or 2011 and the users were complaining about slow performance. Turns out the plugin retrieved every record in the table, ordered by the auto number and simply added one to set the auto number.

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@NightSkyPrince_ I remember doing the flashback and you see him for the first time and he does 3k damage and kills a dragon in two hits and being like "whoa."

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@NightSkyPrince_ I think it does more good than bad on balance. It brought to life characters much better than expected, Cloud if anything is the weakest and it's highs were very high (e.g. chapter 9). But yeah, Sephiroth has already been overused and was handled way better in the original.

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@RajYRaman Thanks for this. very interesting indeed

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@IFainberg Whilst I applaud it's clevernes, I do think this is basically a high-code implementation of a low-code solution which I feel is sort of against the point. If the code is so complex that I feel the need for this, surely a function app would be better placed?

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@igensonbro 'ambushed by cake' 🤣

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@aitaikimochi Probably Ascians, it usually is