Dr. Ben Carson

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[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

@sigfredmong1 No but he is pretty stupid so I'll give him a new brain.

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

Wow I must've overslept! Last I check I was leading in Iowa and now I have -2 delegates while Trump has 300, I think it's time to drop out!

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

These hands aren't JUST for healing

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

Who is the dumbest kid in your schools? @NYCSchools I hope he becomes a neurosurgeon

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

Me: I am pro-life
Syrian Refugees: "Help plz"
Me: Zzzzzz

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

The press twists everything to make me look bad. I told them I tried to stab someone and now they are saying I was a well mannered boy WHY?

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

My iPhone battery dying is the worst thing since, I would say, slavery.

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

What?! The democratic debate is over already? I tried to watch it but I must've dosed off.

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

My whisper is only audible to dogs

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

OK, who changed my name to Stabby and how do I change it back? Not funny.

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

Gay is absolutely a choice. Sperm goes into the womb straight and comes out gay, think about that.

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

11:00 EST CLOSING STATEMENT: As a neurosurgeon I have operated on many people...Oh that's all, you can cut away.

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

9:21 EST I apologize for pronouncing theater: "THEA-A-TORE"

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

9:00 EST America is a disease and the only way to cure it is a giant Acetaminophen

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

8:55 EST Marco Rubio is good looking, I want to stab him.

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

Why is the colonel of KFC running this debate?

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

@doonald_stump Hi Donald

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8:39 EST How do I delete my last tweet?

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

8:38 EST Carly Fiorina is a fierce, beautiful goddess

[Dr. Ben Carson @bencardson]

I'll be live tweeting this debate...hey @CNN can I get some more NyQuil in my room?