• “Malört: Kick your mouth in the balls.”
• “Malört: When you need to unfriend someone in person.”
• “Malört: Tonight’s the night you fight your dad.”
• “Malört: The Champagne of pain.”
• “Drink Malört, it’s easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.”
• “Malört: These pants aren’t going to shit themselves.”
• “Turning taste buds into taste foes.