Benjamin de-Campos

You make my pants want to get up and dance.

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A group of owls is called a "parliament"

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if you attempt to convert smooth peanut butter to crunchy by adding your own peanuts, you'll be surprised at just how many peanuts you'll need to add to get anywhere near the feel (and crunch) of true crunchy peanut butter

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@addict_car The two-door version is longer than the five-door version? That's interesting.

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It's weird that when you buy a new pair of shoes, they never throw in an extra shoe in case you lose one.

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After all these decades, printing from a Mac to a printer is still a dumb and confusing 'trial and error' process.

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@vwestlife1 https://t.co/rQqnxVxAxo

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Do people honestly not know how to pronounce 'Glasgow'?

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Inches. Honestly. I can't believe America is still using inches. It must be something to do with freedom.

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@kenshirriff @TheDigibarn Great work. I was wondering when/if you'd get back to the Digibarn Alto.

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Band name: The Electric Windows

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Trying to explain custard to an American is quite hard. 'It's like gravy but nothing like gravy'.

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Listening to Adam and the Aunts

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@SamHarrisOrg cruel irony is a fickle mistress

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@VicCollins89 Helicopters were worse than normal. Maybe that’s it for tonight

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@simonhutton Ah, I’m mistaken. I’m thinking of hornets. We get mustard from wasps.

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I was today years old when I learned that we get Marmite from wasps.

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Wife hadn't heard of The Pixies. I 'corrected' her.

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Today I learned that nuts are wood

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Hey no one reading this, Ummagumma has got to be the dumbest project for a band to undertake; ‘let’s not be a band on this record’.