ben donovan

[𝙈𝙈𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙨 @mmamarcuss]

I only asked if the ice cream machine was down

[Sexy Rex Grossman @SexyRexyFan]

Today’s beverage, a $376.50 Pepsi zero.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Blame Cheney.

[Robert Burke @robertburke84]

EU migration Pact comes into force today. We’re the only country who opted into it, not that RTÉ mentions that fact. We now have an annual quota of asylum seekers we must take or pay large fines for every person we refuse. An act of national sabotage. https://t.co/h80ntw4IWk

[Nathan 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @Nathan_1929]

Fuck Ryan Manning the prick

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

The front row of karaoke when I crush Niggas in Paris.

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[Sam Lee @SamLee]

I’d kill a man for a 92

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

Me, at school, when the English teacher asked me to read out last nights homework.

[Seth Raynor II @RealSethRaynor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I watch The Masters on company time
#themasters

[fooo @bitcoinpanda69]

Me and my chud son looking for a free spot to build a sand castle

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Trying to find the smoking area in the airport

[JP 💰 @Awakenjp]

Me at 2am saucing my wings fresh out the air fryer

[Gbemiga @Gbemiga__A]

Pep when someone tries to put any of his rivals above Klopp’s Liverpool

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

"Nah man, I don't smoke"
3 beers later:

[Gabriel @GabeZZOZZ]

Can’t believe we share a planet with these people