Kentucky Sidepines

3 time man of the hour

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

Nostalgia is fascism growing on the inside and should be purged from the self at all costs

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

All mfs who post about bleeding out like knights are real quiet when you tell then they can do it irl on Indo-Chinese border

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

@TheBubbaJo

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

The vouyeristic environment of the piñata; consequences of physical violence appealing more than candy? No, no, there’s still some element of cuckoldry to this.

[Matt @myelingames]

To quote @Aztecross but switching Destiny and Marathon.

“I don’t want to play Destiny… I want Marathon… and if Destiny, if I have to f’n bury you myself to send that message, I shall. I will do everything I can to destroy you, pee on your corpse and light you on fire”

Rather than working together yall wanted this to be a war between Marathon and Destiny.

On that note, I have privated 10 years of Destiny Lore videos. Good luck with a cohesive story if D3 ever happens. It aint in the game, its not in the studio (because it was vaulted). Better not piss off Byf, he is the last source of comprehensive lore.

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

Tried Starbucks in the Amsterdam airport this muffin tastes like a memory foam pillow

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

If the US removes Columbus day they have to give the italians a new holiday, i propose to make the St Valentine's day massacre a holiday to honor the time the prophet Alfonse Capone hallowed be his name purified the streets of America from the perfidious French-Canadians

[im berry🫐 @berry_gatherer]

I got ur girl sleeping over she living off weed and sink water for 4 days

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

Gatorade without sugar? I’ll take that, along with a smile without warmth and love without understanding

[cav empty @cavempty_]

as a boy i was trained in sword fighting but once i reached adolescence i took an interest in archery and now in adulthood i am mystified by the arcane and pore over spellbooks into the night. my indecisive nature has left me as only a tourist and a master of nothing

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

if you wanna get all the pee out go behind your balls and push upward on the gooch

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

In order to pull off a Strange Haircut as a man you have to be Eastern European there’s no other way

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

Scam calls used to be offering you millions of dollars from a Nigerian prince now they just offer you a decent paying hybrid job

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

@mags_mclaugh Same thing with “number of” vs “amount”

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

Why do people talk about I have no mouth and I must scream like that. Didn’t we all read it in high school think it was pretty neat and then move on?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“The Democratic Party needs to be a big tent” consultants when you suggest opening up the tent to anyone other than Iraq War architects and Pro-Life activists

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

Another timeless piece of wisdom marred by my inability to avoid typos. When god strikes me down my only question will be why he didn’t do it sooner

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

I’ve taken shits buck named with my hands on either side of my feet and my head between my calves so yes, part time job application, I do quality for protected veteran status

[Kentucky Sidepines @bendyelbow]

Picking up a single mother at a Savannah bananas game going back to her house and being a father to her 3 kids for about 9 hours before stealing pills from her medicine cabinet and leaving