Ben Fassbender

"Woe to him who seeks to appeal rather than appall." Fetish for truth, film noir, tennis, whodunits, the sinners in Emmerdale. Warning: This hater will hate.

[Ben Fassbender @benfasbender]

@BackupJeffx WTF- who tops, who bottoms? Lindsey Graham, where did you find your girlie Romeo? He looks gayer than my friend who is a twirler on the annual SF gay pride parade! You are breaking my mountain. Sob.

[Mesuret @NocnaZ]

Sleepy Joe during the 3pm Oval Office briefing.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Dude… 25TH AMENDMENT NOW

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, this sick old man can't even keep himself upright, seated in the Oval Office.

He's practically sideways. How TF is this not a bigger story?

[That's a Night in the Box! @CarlTFloorwalkr]

@CalltoActivism Commander in Head Nods. 🤣

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Most accurate troll I’ve seen

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

Albanians continue to gather in droves to prevent the sale of their lands to Jared and Ivanka Kushner to build Epstein Island 2.0.

We should all be following this example.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Scott Pelley looked his new corporate bosses dead in the eye, accused them of murdering "60 Minutes," and was fired.

Thanks for standing up for what’s right Scott!

Story here:
https://t.co/Kq7ehjDg7L

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

A telling detail. Watch him try to point and keep his hand covered up at the same time. His sickness is constantly on his mind.

[GBX @GBX_Press]

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[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

HOLY CRAP 🚨🚨

Albania’s anti-corruption prosecutors just froze Kushner’s dirty assets in the $4 billion resort fraud probe.

The jewish-linked land grab on the Albanian coast is collapsing under fraud investigations and furious public protests.

[TotaLinsanity @TotaLinsanity1]

@theliamnissan It’s going to be objectively hilarious when he dies and melanoma finds out he had his lawyers hide his assets in ways she can’t get any of them.

[dryfly @dryfly_whodat]

@theliamnissan @thetomcelica She might do a Jackie O and find a foreign sugar daddy. But like all her efforts to copy Jackie it will likely be tacky and shallow…

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Folks, there is something gravely wrong with the president’s health and the White House is covering it up. This man is obviously not well.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Iran just bombed U.S. military bases in Kuwait.

Marco Rubio said the war was over this morning.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Hahahahahahaha

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Must suck

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

WORLD BLINKING CHAMPION AKA SLEEPY PEDO 👍

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

By firing Scott Pelley, editor-in-chief of CBS News Bari Weiss has single-handedly destroyed the most brilliant investigative newsmagazine in network history, 60 Minutes. Weiss exemplifies everything MAGA is about: ego, incompetence, and blithering idiocy.

[Fred Tee 🇺🇲 @TencicFred]

Rubio:

"The man never sleeps!"