Ben Firth

[Batshit Moments in Aussie Media @batshit_media]

Getting flooded with requests for the Democracy Manifest video, so here it is in all its unhinged glory

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

what can be finer than guessing footballer's ages? you, a mate, three pints, some scampi fries, and wikipedia in a browser not the app. bliss. how old's matheus pereira?

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

Dennis Bergkamp and a super slo-mo assist to Freddie Ljunberg against Juve. Relax, it's nearly the weekend.

[Ben Firth @benfirth15]

@firthsuburbia You’ll have to remind me, did you support Southampton or Sp*rs in 1997?

[Billie @Billie_T]

How many of his babies were made during friendlies or meaningless games? To be considered a true great he needs to conceive one during a final

[Netflix @netflix]

Happy first day of Fall.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Did you know that in the original Gregorian Calendar the months had different names?
January was Greg
February was Ian
March was Greg
April was Ian
May was Greg
June was also Greg
July was Ian
August was Greg
September was Ian
October was Ian
November was Ian
December was Greg

[Martyn Ramsay @hobbes_ff]

Two European Cups though

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Julia Donaldson has had some real shit published. Gruffalo, Snail & Room On The Broom are good but publishers should've had the power to tell her absolutely fucking not to most of the other ones. The Ugly Five is notably appalling.

[James McNicholas @jamesmcnicholas]

Been there mate. Second day of a stag, gone too hard the first night, absolutely hanging out your arse. Sack off the paintballing

[Elis James @elisjames]

The hour prior to the school run turns me into such a dickhead. ‘BRUSH YOUR TEETH COME ON, THINK! IT’S 8.39! WORK WITH ME, WORK WITH ME, WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES? IT’S 8.40 - SWITCH ON!’

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Nketiah now Arsenal's top scoring striker for the season.........

With 5 Premier League goals.

[Damien Robitaille @damienrobi]

GOT TO GIVE IT UP • Marvin Gaye

Happy Friday ! 🎉
Bon vendredi ! 🎉

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

THE BEARD IS HERE.

welcome to Philly, @JHarden13!

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

He knows the club. #TopTopPundits @Fiveankles

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

using the leftover oat milk from my cereal in my coffee

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Is it time to bring in a pre-qualifying round for The Ashes? Seeing minnows like England get thrashed every time doesn't help anybody.