Ben Miller

Mostly about football. Work for @Spotify, tweet for me. Host @Ultimate_XI podcast.

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

Also, if anyone else can remember the bizarre football management game that @TheNewsAtGlenn mentions in this episode where Zidane dies in a plane crash, then please come forward. We need to corroborate this insanity.

[Ultimate XI @Ultimate_XI]

NEW EPISODE🦉

The one and only @TheNewsAtGlenn picks a @swfc Ultimate XI, featuring:

🧙‍♂️"better than Waddle"
💕 loan player loves
🚓 much crime

Listen now:

Spotify: https://t.co/u8Y6Jw6Fmx
Apple: https://t.co/e5ikDF9n7g

#UltimateXI #swfc #Owls

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

@ComComPod ⚽️ ❤️🪄🤔

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

The stewards standing up when a goal goes in is killing me 😂 😂 #SoccerAid

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

@daveoleary @FootballCliches 👏

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

Obsessed with this Liverpool shirt for sale on Vinted. The description is exceptional

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

@LibertyCappy @rhysjamesy

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

Center Parcs with Antonio Conte… does not sound fun to me. Can’t imagine he’s a big water rapids guy, we’ll just be doing laps of the complex on our hired bikes.

[JLA Productions @JLA_Productions]

Your birth month is what summer holiday you're going on, your birth day is which manager you’re going with... 🗓️

Quote and comment with yours. 🏖️🏕️⛷️

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

I wonder which half

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

Seeing this thread as an English person and fan of Ghosts, Gavin & Stacey etc was a wild start to the morning

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Matthew Boynton went to have dinner with a colleague at Waffle House. He received a text from his wife Jessica that said “I can’t do this anymore. Take care of the children. Please tell them I love them everyday. I have been suffering for a while now and no one has noticed...

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

Dressing my son today and realised they’ve changed the colour of Chase’s uniform on this Paw Patrol shirt from traditional navy blue. Typical woke bullshit, not allowed to be English anymore, trying to appease the lesbians. National scandal, writing to my MP now 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

Gun to my head I could not tell you what a single thing on that plate is

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

I had such a wonderful time listening to @jondharvey break new footballing ground with his Spurs Ultimate XI. Something for everyone in here, go and listen now before this midfield visionary gets fast-tracked into the England Men's coaching staff.

[Ultimate XI @Ultimate_XI]

🎧NEW EPISODE🎧

The finest satirical voice of a generation @jondharvey (aka @CountBinface) fights the power with what must be a world-first formation👀... this is his @SpursOfficial Ultimate XI⚽️

Listen now on Spotify https://t.co/u8Y6Jw7dc5

#UltimateXI #THFC #COYS

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

Arctic Monkeys and then pocketing £25

[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

Build your dream festival lineup using only £50 👇🏻

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

@_ElliottJackson I refuse to take this data seriously if whoever put it together is happy with calling them "QP Rangers"

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

A fellow obscure football shirt enthusiast who turned his passion into a brilliant business, @louisjones04 is an impressive young man. Ace Coventry team too; his description of someone as "a Champions League talent with a Sunday League attitude" is the best I've ever heard👌

[Ultimate XI @Ultimate_XI]

🔵NEW EPISODE🔵

The inspirational @louisjones04, founder of @SurpriseShirts, nails his @Coventry_City Ultimate XI. Added pressure for the kit selection👀👕!

Listen to the episode here:

Spotify: https://t.co/u8Y6Jw7dc5
Apple: https://t.co/e5ikDF9UWO

#UltimateXI #PUSB #CCFC

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

This is literally the start of the Paw Patrol movie

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Heroic rescue made as semi-truck hangs off a bridge over the Ohio River.

Insane.

The truck was hanging over the Ohio River on the Clark Memorial Bridge, also known as the 2nd Street Bridge after getting into a collision.

The crash initially happened around noon according to officials and other vehicles were involved.

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

@GeorgeElek 👏🏻

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

@JLA_FC @petercrouch @DionDublinsDube @DanielSturridge @RobbieSavage8 @GNev2 @rioferdy5 @kickback_nedum @chris_kammy @MicahRichards @GaryLineker Spa day with Roy Keane. Jesus.

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

Glenn is a delightful man, thrilling comedian and a personal favourite of mine, so this episode was one of the most joyous hours or so of my life.

[Ultimate XI @Ultimate_XI]

NEW EPISODE🦉

The one and only @TheNewsAtGlenn picks a @swfc Ultimate XI, featuring:

🧙‍♂️"better than Waddle"
💕 loan player loves
🚓 much crime

Listen now:

Spotify: https://t.co/u8Y6Jw6Fmx
Apple: https://t.co/e5ikDF9n7g

#UltimateXI #swfc #Owls

[Ben Miller @Beng_Miller]

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