Ben, a cuddly kitteh

Professional code wrangler, amateur tea drinker, part-time cuddler (but willing to go full time for the right people).

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

Warning: This catboy contains much nya, which is known to the State of Catifornia to cause cuteness.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@oliveiraev @zendevnet @andrey_akinshin I looked this up; the 10KB quoted size is the unzipped version (mostly the 7KB readme); the actual download (as built by `npm pack`) is under 4KB.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@mccormick_ted The presence of a coma would teleport you to Oxford, thus removing the risk of crocodiles

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@lunasorcery …if you got lycanthropy, would you always be transformed, or only where there was a mirror?

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@RoborosewaterM So if I have 6 creatures in play (including this) and attack with 3 of them, the remaining three get…6 counters each? The trade off between casting creatures first main to get them counters vs. Second main to creature more counters feels very interesting.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@lunasorcery How I think of you in conversation: deep C++ lore, fascinating demo-scene projects.

But you on twitter? this lives forever in my brain "rent free" https://t.co/I57r9oA6RE

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@RoborosewaterM @CocoaMix86 Question: how can you pay this cost? Are there anything apart from some spells that let you consistently look at the top 5 cards?

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

Brain: we need to be awake at 7am to do a database migration.
Brain: therefore, it is necessary to stop sleeping every hour to poll the clock.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@BengineeringTV @MDrift314 All of them.
Give me all the tabletop streams.
LRR Unplugged and Off The Rails.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

They said it was impossible, but I’ve done it! I’m moving on an on-time passenger rail service in North America

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@BenKingNTU @friendzis @prabal_gupta_m @KarimJDDA @zkochan In fact, isn’t the port being a number is a UDP/TCP implementation?

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

Ok, it took 2 attempts, I almost fainted, and I sweated an unreasonable amount…but I have survived my first vampire encounter.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@XmasRights I just have a hand-aligned text file...

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

The processes have no disk space?
Then let them eat RAM!

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

How's my day going? Well I just found out that you can't raise an new incident from within an incident channel...

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

Designing a ternary operator which is not left-associative nor right-associative, but a secret third thing (disassociative)

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@lunasorcery For a good chunk of the 2010s, my alarm was one machine Boot-on-LAN-ing another to play Ce Matin La until I unlocked it and paused foobar. Those were...days.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@lunasorcery I've been back on my folk+ train with the Moulettes (https://t.co/lIhjv6WQrK) and Bellowhead (https://t.co/YHxZjXDtW6)

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

nya.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

I am sad to report that I have now expended my final spell slot on "February", and my vocabulary will now be desending.

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

It's a new year, so my spell slots have refreshed, and I can use them to correctly spell words like "mitochondria" as a standard action!

[Ben, a cuddly kitteh @benharcourt]

@lunasorcery @alexwlchan In transit last known information, which will probably be GMT+0 in orbit. One on the moon, it’s self referential and this stable

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