Ben Heyde

just trying to bring honour back to the #dogavi. he/him, 1312

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@LeBatardShow I don't know what second place is, but it's 100000 miles behind https://t.co/xkXBADWsqR

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Whitlock saw Bron say "nigga" last night on the white man's tv and took his fedora off and clutched it close to his chest while nervously rocking back and forth and humming the "Momma's lil baby love shortening shortening" song

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@FringyMinority1 Thanks for letting us know how much pain your poor choices have caused you. It really makes us feel warm inside to know that you're suffering through the direct result of your terrible decisions.

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@PazzoArrabbiata It's actually you specifically they don't care about. Because they've read your posts, and they know what an asshole you are

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@SoBadZangief Ah, a conservative upholding their proudest tradition, arguing with their own imaginations

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@BillSimmons Yeah, but every time this comes up, I remember 18-1 and I'm happy all over again

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@LeilaOlliMom This is not complex. When he died, he couldn't be removed from the ballot. People didn't want a republican, because they can read, so now there will be a special election. You're claiming rules were broken in a situation that only exists because rules were followed to the letter.

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@JordanVanekDFS Because we have eyes, and they work? Do yours?

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@DLoesch No that's not what he said, and you know it. The election process does not begin and end on election day. And you know that. But you're pretending you don't, because you'd rather be dumb

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@littlenoon12 @edm_cyclist @Sheldoc4 @CTVNews If that's what you took away from the course, I really hope your grade reflected your complete lack of understanding

[BillWolff @ProducerGuy1]

@bomani_jones Crypto victims = self-Madoff men?

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Lauren Boebert’s husband solemnly exposing himself to an empty event space

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@brianlilley @fordnation Could you sign your tweets please so we can tell which ones come from you and which ones come from Doug via Ivana?

[Jared Wade @Jared_Wade]

Elon is just dril with $100B

(h/t @InvisiblesMuros)

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@Stugotz790 @LeBatardShow I know this wasn't that segment, but "anti-semantic" was an absolute all-timer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

I know that this is going to create serious inconvenience for real people, but holy crap this is hilarious. If you wrote Patrick Reed as fiction, no one would believe it.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Patrick Reed is now suing Shane Ryan, Hachette, New York Post, Fox Sports, Doug Ferguson and the AP "to protect his loved ones from the likes of Shane, Doug and the rest of the jackals who make their sorry and pathetic living spreading lies and false information about him." !!!

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@J0hnADouglas Why would be mad? I thought you'd be grateful that the internet saw you and understood you, exactly as you are?

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@J0hnADouglas Oh, so it wasn't that you didn't get the point. It's that you're trash. Well, thanks for clarifying, I suppose.

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@EiffelTower_217 @roybelly Do you say things like this because you're dumb, or because you think we are?

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@timduffy17 @CunninghamWhip @TonyReali @roybelly @jemelehill If you read works from those people and came away with the thought that they were extremely racist, you're either too stupid for the works, or for the world

[Ben Heyde @benheyde]

@BigWil1649 Don't be so restrictive, lots of other people don't like you either