Forever in a losing battle with funny cat videos for your attention. Writer. Badminton Pro. Bacon King. Crowded Elevator Dancer. Empty Escalator Stander.
#KingCharles Why are we still deciding kings based on bloodline? Should be based on skill and achievement. For instance, whoever first discovered the peanut butter and chocolate combo should've been proclaimed King of the Universe.
#Coronation
People sleep on the immense historical significance of #CincoDeMayo. If not for the courageous folks in Puebla, Mexico, in 1862, we would all be eating foie gras instead of nachos right now.
#ThursdayThoughts I may not be a full-fledged Master Jedi, but I do have no attachments, since I'm single and broke. Also, one could say I'm force sensitive, because any time I face any sort of pushback I fold like a house of cards.
#StarWarsDay#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
Science communicator and video producer Hashem Al-Ghaili released this video envisioning EctoLife, the world’s first concept of artificial womb facility
[full video: https://t.co/C91Smt4kqE]
With the 1st pick in the #2023NFLDraft, the #CarolinaPanthers select Franklin, an A.I. generated player out of ChatGPT U.
Pros: Exceptional speed, awareness, velocity, strength, durability. Scored highest ever on S2 cognitive test.
Cons: Slight chance he could destroy humanity.
Dear Directors,
During action sequence, please stop having person with gun run into melee range of person they're aiming at with arm outstretched for no reason. Unless you're filming a comedy of course. It looks ridiculous.
#Hollywood#movies#TV#NakedGun
A zombie tarantula.
Actually, Ophiocordyceps caloceroides infecting a tarantula. The fungus keeps the host alive as long as possible and directs the spider to the place where assocarps can spread the fungi spores more effectively
[📷 Ian Suzuki: https://t.co/3CdC4TuFpP]
This #ValentinesDay, there is no better way to say I love you than by contacting aliens for them to send a spaceship to Earth where upon entering the US it's blasted into smitherings by an F-22, and when it does, spells out "I love you" in fire, forever cemented in UFO footage.
#SuperBowl It was a decent performance by #Rhianna for the halftime show, but it would've been better, if, at the end, she was picked up by a Chinese spy balloon. Missed a real opportunity right there.
#NFLPlayoffs
Nothing beats this exciting sequence:
Timeout -> commercial break
Touchdown, review -> commercial brk
Extra point -> commercial brk
Kickoff -> commercial brk
Me -> nap time