blue! has worms in his head

the one and only ewy archivist | also like the muppets a normal amount | im so cool i promise | NO.1 MART HATER 😡😡

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I'm a BIG Bird with a BIG heart and even BIGGER goals. ⚽️💛

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

my gimmick is spreading love and joy

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels accepting the fact you always gon be gay and fat

[maha @mahaaaay]

there was no two-factor authentication in the bible

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

so hot in my stupid awful top floor south facing flat that i keep wetting a towel in ice cold water and draping it over my body and the five or so minutes before it turns warm are genuinely euphoric. like, it’s enough to bring tears to my eyes

[:P @23lollz]

#help

[josh @joshypooper]

forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun

[fawn @fawnncel]

i think being boiled alive would probably hurt

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I became infertile from eating Bath & Bodywork’s Scented Candles

[E5 @E5THXR]

I will never take breeze for granted again pls make this heatwave end

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

Heartbreaking: I Finally Found a Good Apartment, and Now I Have to Move In

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

15-19 degrees is the optimal temperature range in the UK

anything above and you can get yourself to fuck

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We’re telling our kids this is tonight’s starting lineup!

📺: World Cup on FOX | USA vs. Türkiye at
10pm ET

[eden ⛧ DNP 10/4 @edensnotonfire]

day 1 on T day 182 on T

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

The problem we now face with the UK’s lack of provisions for heat is that we’re now on day 3 or 4, millions of people have barely slept, millions of people are irritable, and millions of people are constantly one wrong move away from punching someone in the face.

[miss katie @katiopolis]

got too high the other day and genuinely cried thinking about this peter is so brave

[8 @pusy123lol]

Hitting myself with hammer

[n 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩🇨🇻🇨🇼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @neptunestardust]

bring back the england I used to know