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[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

the tate brothers realizing the $200k they donated to trump in 2024 was all for naught

[ROBYNA 👽 @socoolrobyna]

It's actually so unreal that he can just get away with literally anything

[No academic pressure @Hi_Vee]

Hiii

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Colman Domingo goes OFF on Elon Musk over his plans to create a “historically accurate” AI version of The Odyssey 😭👀

“Now Elon Musk is planning to create what he calls a ‘historically accurate’ version of The Odyssey using his Grok AI. And by ‘historically accurate,’ he means whiter than Christmas at Cracker Barrel.”

“You can’t make a historically accurate version of something that is totally made the f*** up. The Odyssey is fiction… like The Hunger Games, or the president’s cognitive exams.”

“Doesn’t Elon Musk have better things to do? Wasn’t this b-tch supposed to be on Mars by now?” 💀

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

She ain’t heard that sound in 20 years. She knew her baby daddy was home 😭💪🏾

[Mike Carolla @SJTimes13]

A FACE
A FLEET
A WAR
A MAN
A THOUGHT
A TRICK
A TRICK TO BREAK THE WALLS OF TROY
AND BURN IT SCREAMING TO THE GROUND

[Stinson Norwood @snorman1776]

We’re about 48 hours away from TPUSA announcing they’re producing their own version of THE ODYSSEY starring Kid Rock and Tony Danza.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

And the Strait is still closed... Imagine what $37.5 billion could've done for veterans, schools, or healthcare.

[k @kurtos]

listen up liberal we're bringing back every disease that's been cured in the last 100 years and its gonna be great

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Ryan ✇ @optmistichuman]

Thor asking the Thunderbolts what their powers are:

[ؘ @NonsenseNest]

according to my parents, their daily walk to school was basically the odyssey

[i’m just Ben @ItsRainingBen]

None of these people are Greek

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Boomers after voting to send $5 trillion to Israel while their kids and grandkids can’t afford their own homes

[🤍Vinndolyn🤍 @VinnyTheUHHH]

The “7 minutes of bonus footage to bridge the gap between endgame and Doomsday” is just gonna be some shit like this lol

[iana murray @ianamurray]

the crew finally sneaking out of polyphemus’ cave and then odysseus shoots an arrow in his eye

[William Merrin @william_merrin]

The Guardian wins the caption of the year competition :) #worldcup