Benjamin Salmon 🇲🇦 (Morocco stan account)

Journalist at a few outlets.

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@jamiecirox98 You had that with Lloris the whole time though?

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@paul_winginit @salbre81 Ditto Shrek 2

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As an anti 'this is an agenda against England' fan, full respect to the 'this is an agenda against England' fans for being right this time

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@beaisaacs0n Stand-up career incoming

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@beaisaacs0n Night tube last night - two lads on Leicester Square platform whipped out cocaine and started snorting it through £20 notes off their phones. Later a different group of guys in the same carriage started smoking a joint after we left the tunnel.

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That's just like the Van Gaal Ball I remember from his Man Utd days. Football heritage.

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@natalykeo Hi Nataly, I'm a video journalist from @Independent. Please may we use this video in an article, with credit? Thanks!

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Rule number one of football - never bring on a player just to take a penalty! ⚽️

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@cjayanetti Yes but my biggest pet peeve is genuinely casual penalty taking. Panenkas work because the goalie thinks you're going to smash it. You can't just sidle up slowly and try and do a half-assed chip. You basically have to be all-in on your penalty - smash it or fool the keeper.

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Japan might be the worst penalty takers I've ever seen. Truly atrocious.

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Still yet to see a good reason why penalties shouldn't be absolutely whacked into the corners, especially in shoot-outs. If you're nervous, which you always will be, trying to place the ball is so much harder.

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@JoeStephenson96 The speed at which you had this photo ready after the first tweet is somehow impressive

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Everyone banging on about Lee Dixon's boring commentary but the real villain is undoubtedly Sam Matterface

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@JoeStephenson96 Bastani remains undefeated

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@paulwaugh Dumfries sends the US to the gallows(way)

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Me and the homies in 30 years time

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New sperm meta-analysis. Big takeaways:
• Sperm reduction is not localized, happening globally
• 50% reduction in avg sperm count since 1973
• Following this trend, the average man will not be able to have children unassisted by 2050

https://t.co/kCg6ggOia5

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Morocco vs Spain next round should be a tasty political one

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Calling for an immediate veto on 1pm meetings

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@12toesguy Nothing to say here apart from lol, and, lmao

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@paul_winginit Luxury bus to Atlanta or DC?