Benji Gee

Shit, i'm just Benji, whatever the fuck that means

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

Bruh I have forgotten how to twitter. someone come hold my hand and walk me through the process

[Benji Gee @Benjii_Gee]

Teaching myself grammar with Google because apparently I've completely forgotten how to write 😐

[Benji Gee @Benjii_Gee]

I wouldn't wish being a writer on my worst enemy

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

Life is full of shitty people and you can't change that, however what you can do, is not be a shitty person.

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

I'm back

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

What's up mother fuckers it's been awhile

[Platinum2000 @PLATINUM2000]

*Ties string to doorknob*
"Alright, slam the door."
Anal beads fly across the room.

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

It's fine if you do drugs, just don't let drugs do you.

#prorips

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

You ever think of something, then think "whoa I'd never would have thought of that" and then "but I just did think of that!"

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

@MomsAgainstGam

And then there's these stupid fucktards. Censor your mouths not our entertainment.

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

Watching independence day with my wife

#IndependenceDay #July4

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

A stranger bought me a 40 and random people keep handing me fire crackers and bottle rockets. Oh how I love America!

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

My wife is sleeping on my chest. I have to pee. WHAT DO I DO?!

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

You know someone's a pot head of they count the hours they've gone with out smoking "it's been 56 hours and 22 minutes man, I'm dying"

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

Wife is mad so kicks me out to the couch LOL jokes on you bitch, my Xbox is out here

#gaming #skyrim #marriage

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

I'M BACK MOTHER FUCKERS

[Ms. Smiley Sunflower @stephtothestar]

Late nights, early mornings and friends you like more than your own fucking family. @benjamazing420 @eward91 @WildLilNymph @pinkgirl0330 <33

[Benji Gee @benjamazing420]

I don't give a fuck, but I don't send-a-dick-pic-as--a-greeting not give a fuck.

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

professor mcgonagall: this is how you turn into a cat

Harry: when will we ever use-

PM: ANIMAL TRANSFORMATION IS LIFE