Benji Gee

It's a short bridge of struggle than we die. Jokes help along the way

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

i got kicked off of facebook so i am going to hang out with you cool kids

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

Be the reason she spray paints her @ on your car.

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

I need an adult to take my phone away when I drink apparently. I don't know how to behave myself. :/

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

I could straight up torture and murder right now for a taco. Fuck me, a taco sounds good rn

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

I'm so fucked up I should be typing in Arabic

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

After a couple shots and a little pot I ain't feel bad anymore

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

growing up my stepmoms favorite Winnie the Pooh character was eeyore and i just sent her a text that said "random drunk thought: i'm so glad you love eeyore because i grew up to be such an eeyore,"

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

fuck me I hate this planet and I wish my people ain't sent me here

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

fuck you grammerly i know what i meant to say

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

found out my ex forgot to block me on one of my facebook accounts... woops

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

There is like two people who ever give me love on here and they make my world

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

Who the fuck allows me on the internet? I seriously need adult supervision

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

I want a mature woman who is family-centered and career-focused, but will also go camping and drop LSD with me

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

You shouldn't be so sad

umm God made me this way damn it and apparently he is perfect, so....

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

SOMEONE GIVE ME ATTENTION BECAUSE I AM INSECURE AND HAVE TO COMPENSATE IT WITH RANDOM STRANGERS ON THE INTERWEBS love me damn it

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

Working the bar, called a woman 'love' she said "don't call me that or i'll make out with you"

bitch i'll take you outside and fuck you don't play with me

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

@Girl_Censored please do

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

in case you missed it- -I DON'T GIVE A GODDAMN FLYING ACROBAT FUCK

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

guess who is drunk and depressed? I'll give you a hint, it has two thumbs and it is fucking me.

[Benji Gee @bjmzng]

my handwriting is print but looks suspiciously like cursive