benji

i wrote poetry sometimes

[benji @benjamima617]

@notchrisvolpe @Hill_Wagan @HandNF Think of it this way:

Twelve 30 day passes at $132 = $1584 a year (360 days total)

Fifty-two week passes at $34 = $1768 a year (364 days total)

This is certainly an increase, of about 11%, but not as much as you’re making it out to be.

[benji @benjamima617]

@jolenecoinstar it’s a good indicator of my mental health

[benji @benjamima617]

it’s gotta be nice to be this stupid. Patrick star logic. Just take the sweatshops, and push them somewhere else!

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

If only there was something they could do, like make their product here.

[benji @benjamima617]

@obscene_jolene I’m very bad but also would love to play basketball with you

[benji @benjamima617]

@obscene_jolene PLEASE do this

[benji @benjamima617]

@obscene_jolene i am a big sprite zero enjoyer I understand the dream, never had the special kind though

[benji @benjamima617]

@obscene_jolene @gaybugfeet how is that even a thing

[benji @benjamima617]

@obscene_jolene truly difabulous

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[benji @benjamima617]

I honestly can’t tell if this guy has been bought by AIPAC or is just genuinely fucking stupid

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

Donald Trump has no greater friend than the far left, which has managed to alienate historic numbers of Latinos, Blacks, Asians, and Jews from the Democratic Party with absurdities like “Defund the Police” or “From the River to the Sea” or “Latinx.”

There is more to lose than there is to gain politically from pandering to a far left that is more representative of Twitter, Twitch, and TikTok than it is of the real world. The working class is not buying the ivory-towered nonsense that the far left is selling.

[Andrew Desiderio @AndrewDesiderio]

Scathing statement from Bernie Sanders on the election results

“It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them…”

[benji @benjamima617]

nothing quite like the high of someone asking you what the song is when you’re on aux

[benji @benjamima617]

@obscene_jolene @SketchyMouse I will also defend lord of the rings to my death, even if the morals are fairly black and white

[benji @benjamima617]

I have to accept that I am the type of guy who loves getting asked for directions. “Yes, this is going uptown!” I feel like a fucking freak.

[benji @benjamima617]

europeans coping that americans could be right about Fahrenheit being good for even one thing

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

Don’t normally like to make fun of Americans all that much but the “Fahrenheit is scaled to actual human experience” thing is ridiculous cope. No it’s not. You only think that because you’re used to it. That doesn’t make sense to anyone who hasn’t used it since birth

[benji @benjamima617]

@obscene_jolene this day was long awaited

[benji @benjamima617]

the closer i get to how old kanye was when he made the college drop out the more i relate to it which maybe should make me concerned for what i’ll be like in 15 years