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[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@HonOscarSudi Everything UDA touches fails😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

A new age. A sharper vision. A greater purpose. Happy 32nd to me!!🎂

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@ivymuthe Punny lil men lining up like bitches😂😂😂

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@Terriz_Sam I said sam teriz is stupid mkasema I'm hating😂😂

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@_KithureKindiki Umbwa wewe 😂😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Nikama rigging an election is not as easy as its said to be. 2027 tunastream live mpaka onlyfans,sugoi man will have to seek asylum in India before we catch him.

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@Bookten8 omwami 😂😂😂😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na Mwanaume tulisema ata kiumane namna gani,ata malaika atokezee kwa ndoto akuambie unakufa kesho,never move in with a woman. You will see bad things. Kwanza ikue sasa ati umepoteza kazi,bwana you will see bad things. You will understand why jesus never had female disciples. Huwa mnamaliza wiki mbili unaona ameanza kulala na trouser. Ukimguza Anakwambia ako na alergy,usimguse. Wiki ya tatu kabla ulale unaskia amekwambia uende uoge,hapendi arufu yako.

Wiki ya nne,umerudi nyumbani saa tatu,ndio angalau aone unajituma,nguo zako unapatanga uliwekewa kwa Kagunia kama fundi wa maji. Anakwambia anataka space. Woi! Woi! Mama Joyce anataka Space saa nne usiku? Na ndio ujue mwanamke ni saitan,anakufukuzanga alafu anapigia mama yako akilia,anamwambia kevo ameshindwa na majukumu,msinilaumu.

Ndio mimi nawaambianga mwanaume heri uende mathare uwaambie wewe ni wasimu wakuadmit,kabla uhamie nyumba ya mwanamke. They will never teach you this in unifasti

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A woman with high body count

- She says she doesn't like sex

- Grabs your penis & slides it

- Grabs your penis and swallows it

- Moans dramatically

- Calls Solomon yet you are Brian

"Solo harder"

"Who is Solo?"

"I meant slowly but harder"

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.

[Jimi Wanjigi @JimiWanjigi]

Addressing the media today on the budget. Kenyans must reject the Finance Bill 2026 as its proposing to raise another additional 120B in taxation from us. The government acknowledges the existence of illegal debt that remains unaccounted for yet continue paying for the same. The current estimates of revenue 2026/27 have no number for the domestic debt being talked about by CS Finance. The budget line is blank! Any banks, individuals or institution attempting to subscribe to domestic debt must know it’s illegal, odious and shall not be honored by the Kenyan people!

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@JoelJirane Mtu anaamkia mkate na chai asubui alafu lunch anakula anangoja jioni akule supper.. buana ni kama these people are ruminants 😂😂😂

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@MwauraIsaac1 Baridi kidogo ushamea pembe ?
22 cents ndizo unataka tushangilie? Gathuri ngite 🚮

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@AlinurMohamed_ Bro you have a serious mental issue that needs to be checked. Your ability to comprehend matters of national security especially hawa wakora wenu wakitajwa.
Frauds nyinyi

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@RonaldKigen10 @KhalifKairo Niko na vs code.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

On Sunday KTN will be exposing how they’re hawking national IDs in preparation for tutam.

Ruto will burn down this country.

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@DegenP0x @KhalifKairo Claude code🔥

[shaka Zulu👻 @benjamin_Gchuhi]

@lynn_ngugi1 @AlinurMohamed_ And you really wonder why they don't invest the same money they claim uko kwao mogadishu.. niggas Ain't hardworking. They thrive through blackmailing the government to give in to their demands ama wabomb mahali. Uhuru never entertained their shits and thats why waliishi kutubomb

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

“If Somalis decided to pull their resources out of Kenya, it will collapse in a day”..This is part of a statement by @AlinurMohamed_
By all means, pull your resources out of Kenya, let it collapse!! We will rebuild from scratch.

Every time a conversation on how Eastleigh business are taxed arises, you see such statements. We won’t cave. Watu walipe tax!!