Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB

Attorney at law, gimp and in-house barista. Proud husband to Leroy ✊🏾

[Dr Juju @trampbummer]

@Eurostar Get in the bin

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Happy Ladies Day to all those joining me at Ascot today.

[Dr Juju @trampbummer]

He’s just dunked his digestive. Make it fall back into the cup before it reaches his mouth. 🎬

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@trampbummer @TheGreenParty Best of luck to you and the ever expanding mammaries, Walter.

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@timmyvoe @trampbummer @BorisJohnson Timmy, you have angered this West Asian botfarm of Russian disinformation agents. May you suck your mother’s cock in hell, you Ukraine 🇺🇦 flag shagging, Gary Glitter loving nonce. Xxxxx

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

*PLEASE RT* Account restricted.

Nah @KaskaJessica

I’m not reevaluating a damn thing.

I’ve seen firsthand what your spiteful, misogynistic, homophobic movement has done.

I watched you slowly , but surely, destroy every single thing we built.

Stop trying to gaslight me.

You insisted on violating women’s spaces & sports.

You insisted on involving other people’s children.

You insisted on being as vile & despicable to every single person who attempted to debate with you.

Your ‘movement’ is going down the pan.

People are wising up.

You want to drag us all down with you.

Ain’t gonna happen. 🤷

PLEASE RT. Account restricted.

[Dr Juju @trampbummer]

🚨 Hi Folks! It’s that special time of year where @eurostar and their utterly incompetent leadership team take the massive festive dildo and ram it dry into their unsuspecting passengers. Leaving passengers stranded on trains overnight is an abject failure of established contingency, not to mention inhumane. They have had 30 years to get this right so let’s be a little patient, eh?! Oy veh! 🤦‍♂️
https://t.co/Ezo3vfWzdg

[Dr Juju @trampbummer]

🚨 Say hi to Skeletor and the @Eurostar leadership team. “Working every day to make your journey better” (Great progress). I also have pleasure in introducing Lt Commander Worf, the slapheaded Diversity police officer. Your train service may be fucked up but at least a one armed 3ft Somalian gender-fluid transvestite is driving the train. 🚊 Oy gevalt!

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@LeAdderNoire Nope. I get pickled on Campari and soda most evenings. Sometimes I even have a babysham. You are not alone 😉

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@Doctor_Grift @GiveUsAQuid @Stephenseinfeld 🚨 Artis-ANAL? You have my full attention. Tarqs x 💙

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@GiveUsAQuid @Stephenseinfeld One flamboyant in-house barista, standing erect and ready Our Lefty. 🫡 🍆 💦

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@Polymarket Well well well

[Dr Juju @trampbummer]

@benjamin_chode @elonmusk @grok I hear that you “ate” it in the same way as Richard Gere 😉

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@elonmusk @grok @grok ate my hamster 🐹

[Paul Paintshop @Jameypaint]

@benjamin_chode @trampbummer @GiveUsAQuid @JiJihadiGrace 🤣

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@trampbummer @GiveUsAQuid @Jameypaint @JiJihadiGrace I’ve chucked a couple of crate of that relabelled LIDL hot chocolate in too, Mistress Juju.

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@EdwardJDavey FUCK THE BBC

[Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode]

@JujuliaGrace Grifting cunt

[Dr Juju @trampbummer]

@BBCNews 🚨 Fuck the BBC with a BBC! 🍆

[Elon H Christ @Elon_H_Christ]

@anna4fes I’m quite fucking happy that these fucking woke cunts got their fucking comeuppance. Fucking cunts.