benjamin oxley

the last melon

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@Jamie_Cooper8 @DFS No where to be seen lad😂

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@MaxHaden1 @DFS Think you’re confusing my undelivered sofa with jacks face

[Owen Phillips @_owenphillips]

Nowt worse than watching champs league on dodgey box and everyone in group chat commentating on game. Darent pick my phone up coz zidanes still playing on mine

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@MaxHaden1 @jackallsopp2 why’s he copying ya?

[ellie @EllieEadon]

Imagine 3am Christmas Day morning and some kid absolutely blindo from sesh swam through canal, jumped fence on back garden and waltzed straight in through kitchen door thinking it was his gaff😭😭😭😭

[💎 @HakunaMoncada__]

Crying

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@jackallsopp2 Having an A-C in gcse science would help mate

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

https://t.co/O0R8juxwSt

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

Whole other level of cringe when people are cheering and clapping in cinema 🥴

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@jackallsopp2 £22* actually when you go with your mum

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@chalkyswfc @JackMaartin Very interesting friend

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@chalkyswfc City or Chelsea now they’ve got Mark Henry up front

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@chalkyswfc Don’t reckon he’ll get that many mate

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

Just out of curiosity who’s best inbetweener?

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@CFC_Ryxn @Dolman101

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@elliemia_ Born third week of January so my days gunna be filled with overthinking but I might make a new friend, get head out of arse x

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

I’ve got some flaws but at least I don’t believe in star signs

[benjamin oxley @benjamin_oxley]

@Muvaharris @jackallsopp2