Ben Houle

Loving the outfit, what thrift store did you get it at?

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

“Damn that opening band was actually pretty good” -me as curtain closes on the Chuck E. Cheese animatronics

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

Anyone not excited the Madame Web movie is just outing themselves as having never watched the 1994 Spider-Man animated series, which is pretty embarrassing tbh

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

I can deal with an occasional "You might like this", but in the last few days I literally get 50+ tweets a minute and 3 of them are from people I follow. But thank goodness I didn't miss out on seeing a video of an actress I don't know talking about a movie I'm not going to watch

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

Constantly impressed by the ability of social media companies to ruin user experience for no reason. I want to know what absolute idiot came up with the concept of "Have websites try to guess what a user likes and then forcefeed them every tangentially related post".

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

This is the best Dall-E generation that I've gotten

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

My Outlook email constantly flags job application responses as junk/spam (even from k12.**.us accounts), but somehow "Urgent notifications about your car's extended warranty" from [email protected] manages to slip right through to my 'Focused' inbox

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

The man is a very good fisherman but he doesn't adhere to sustainable business practices, you've unleashed a monster

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you cause irreparable damage to the local ecosystem

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

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[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

Why make progress when you can make sure you're staying consistent with underscore usage

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

A new genre of procrastination Im really getting into is renaming all the variables in my code and saying I'm "organizing" it

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

We don't do enough stupid science anymore. In the '60s we were giving dolphins LSD trying to get them to communicate, now we have VR where we could give tools to animals who would otherwise never have access to them and this is all I can find: https://t.co/rIgewIO5o0

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

“Benjamin Houle had one of the greatest redemption arcs of all time”

Don’t mind me fellas just drafting tombstone etching ideas

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

You awake in a cold sweat, frantically reaching for the lightswitch as you work to convince yourself that it was all a dream; you are in bed, not on Discord trying to convince your friends to buy a game you like but need more people to play with

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

Pretty crazy that thousands of years ago some fellas saw a goat and were like “that shit is 100% evil” and now we put horns on pictures of demons

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

@Dell Please just dissolve yourself as a company you're an actual embarrassment thank you

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

actually a hot year is unit of distance not time

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

Remember to thank the tiny gnome people that sit in your computer doing math all day by dropping a some Keebler cookie crumbs into your USB drive every now and then

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

Here's a confession: When Qanon first started popping up in the news I was like "dang that camera company is getting kinda crazy"

[Ben Houle @benjaminhoule]

I bet that people who still believe in Qanon also still forward chain emails to 10 other people to avoid getting cursed