Ben Schweiter

Slightly weirder than your creepiest neighbor

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

@samanthakaylee3 @azur3verie @emcheeseman That's awesome :O

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

@samanthakaylee3 Except I can spell birthday ;)

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

@samanthakaylee3 Aweeeeee:)

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

@samanthakaylee3 I wish, but our yard would be too small :/ we should have games and stuff though

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

@samanthakaylee3 God I love you 😍

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

@samanthakaylee3 That's neat lol ;D

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

"This means war"
"DONT CALL THE QUEEN A WHORE!"
-Andrew (Ninestrings)

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

"Im more inclined to believe in dinosaurs than birds being real, I mean the cavemen wrote about them..."
- Travis

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

@samanthakaylee3

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

- What happens if you kill all the ravens?
- I dont know, something amazing I guess?! (In the kid from the incredibles voice)
- Marry me. Now.

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

"Please let me cobble the shoes... I'm scared"

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

"I want to touch you, not sexually... but yeah sexually"

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

"That pentagram on that tree is the reason I dont like being out here" - Christian Howard

[chandler™️ @c_szydlowski]

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[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

"But demons torturing people... is that really evil? I mean, what if it's a cultural thing... I'd hate to stop them and be inconsiderate of their beliefs..." - Travis, ladies and gentlemen.

[TARAJ @DadBodRaj]

My family really keeps forgetting I’m 21. Every time I grab a beer them niggas shocked. And everybody in the crib be gettin made a drink but me. Smh

[Alex Bronson @AlexBronsonMI]

The shrinking middle class: A look at why the American dream has been fading - FORTUNE https://t.co/7TVVMwHsKI

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

I've just gotta get out of this prison cell, some day I'm gonna be free...

[Ben Schweiter @benjaminion2012]

Free Garen and Dreadknight skin for following @LeagueofLegends on Twitter! http://t.co/ltKQE7zXRx