Ben Ƶuerlein

Charging through a haze of gorse.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Doctor: Hm...sounds like you've got the blues. I'm prescribing Dark Souls 3 & the new Woods album.
Me: *overdoses*

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

What the Container Store really sells is the feeling that you could get your life together.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Confession: Despite my reputation as a "cool person," I only own three records.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Can't tell if I woke up with "Monkberry Moon Delight" or Man Man stuck in my head.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

@Most_Badical @kingfergus I would like to clarify my position: Nicolas Cage is a Buddha-level transcendent being (for reasons mentioned)

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Lately I've needed Can's "Vitamin C" the way my body probably needs actual Vitamin C.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Progress?

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

A receptionist said she remembered my face because I "look like..." She never finished the sentence, and I'm now haunted by possibilities.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

The heart is a hollow organ. #Dictionary

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Dear Twitter, today at the park I watched a computer teach a man how to play oboe.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Thought I'd catch y'all up on the novel in progress. 65,760 words. 112 scenes. 2 references to Barton Fink. 1 use of "batrachomyomachia."

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

I don't want to be rich. I just want to be able to donate to Wikipedia without sweating it.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

@johnlepine @timnissen we feared our clear talent in such a highly demanded field would propel us to rockstardom and derail our lives.

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

How often do *you* watch your shadow dance to "Modern Love"?

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Obviously that's a silly question. I mean, is it a profitable career choice?

[Ben Ƶuerlein @benjaminzee]

Is “Entire Album of Remain in Light Flash Mob Instigator“ a real job?

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

My friend's Dad is in the CIA and he says If you're in Florida or Arizona you shouldn't drink water or flush the toilet tomorrow.

[T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner]

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M IMPRISONED WITHIN A TIMECRYSTAL AT THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.