ben

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

from the article “I Can Eat Glass”

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Witch-ducking was traditional.

[hev @Heathernab]

Edinburgh locals get a fucking grip challenge level 100

[Ben Kearnobi @BenKearns6]

Stephen Toast (Matt Berry) is chosen to narrate Prince Harry's new book

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Brooklyn Life, New York, February 2, 1929

[#TakeTheRisk 🏴‍☠️ @Luuna831]

@FloridaManPig it was actually an apple

[the swamp amp ⚠️ @FloridaManPig]

SIIIIIIIIUUUU

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

“We rise together, back to the moon and beyond”

The moment Nasa successfully launched its Artemis Moon rocket

https://t.co/oQ6HfExxUp

[xPeter99x @XPeterXXX1]

NATO: you just started world war 3 in Poland

Putin:

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

uber driver: fun night?
me:

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

A wonderful 5th of November fireworks display😂 https://t.co/0OAbxrjTfh

[jordy2d @jordy2d_]

Idk about this metaverse thing anymore

[The Onion @TheOnion]

James Corden Breaks Silence On Restaurant Controversy: ‘I Like To Find Stray Dogs And Suffocate Them To Death’ https://t.co/euVd9iReRu

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"No. That's German for, 'The Bart, The'."

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it