Benjamin Bye

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Tottenham have breached their stadium licence agreement after selling a fifth date for Beyonce's upcoming tour at the north London stadium 🤦‍♂️

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Ha Ha Ha.

[Doremus Schafer @DoremusSchafer]

Jeg har aldri sett en norsk tweet som har vært mer tvers gjennom ubegripelig for meg.

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[Ross Martin @PCBearcat]

Me: The perfect internet video doesn’t exist
The internet: https://t.co/nSovAu1C2M

[drunkestein @ahmedheshamm4]

man i be overthinking these

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to second term

[Jonas Adnan Giæver @CheGiaevara]

«Litt doggystyle på Oyarzabal» - @MagnarKvalvik (21.06.2020).

Dette er årets kommentatorøyeblikk. Jeg driter i hva resten av dere måtte mene.

[Oslolos1 @oslolos1]

Når'u skal rygge for å hekte på combicampen, så sender'u kjærringa ut, hu veiver og dirrigerer, og du skal overse'a for detta kan du sjøl i blinde. Når'u da bulker, katta er overkjørt og hengerfeste er bøyd, skal kjærringa få huden full for dårlig dirrigering. Da er'e ferie.

[KiNGDavid (Bluvid) @kingingDavee]

Wanna hear a comentator in ecstasy??
Benzema kroos asensio.

https://t.co/UeSJpSnPIp

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to water

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The real life inspiration for Basil Fawlty.
From a BBC interview with Parkinson. I talk about the cynical manager at The Gleneagles Hotel in Torquay that I met while staying with The Pythons. He became who I based the character off of and I changed very little.

[Matt Moore-Alameda @mmoorealameda]

12 year old me with a pretzel rod

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Just took an online IQ test and my score starts with an 7 but I have to pay $100 to see the second digit. Time to find out if I’m a genius!

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

i'm broken, this is so funny

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The fact that there are warnings like "Do not drink" on bottles of bleach makes me realise that Donald Trump can become president.