Average Tums Enjoyer

🕎 | 22 | they | Undergrad Psychology Researcher | Wannabe Art Punk

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

More than anything else, this is how I want to be known

[Pop Core @TheePopCore]

President Claudia Sheinbaum donated her ticket, numbered 001, to a young Indigenous woman, becoming the first head of state in history to miss the opening match of a FIFA World Cup hosted by their own country.

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

The fact that ogbert the nerd and Nancy McWilliams have historically resided in the same place means something to me

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

Happy Friday :)

[adiba @780613]

ooh look at me im a new yorker while every other major city is suffering we broke the curse donald trump cast upon us in game 3 sheerly through the power of mamdani and friendship man fuck you

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

@AnneOfTheBooks Hi this happened to me as a baby (was diagnosed failure to thrive because of it) consider looking into eosinophilic esophagitis as it could be the cause!

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

@andyjward It always sounds so good and it’s so fun to put some funk into like playing an Am7 instead of Am

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

When ever a song goes from C to C/B to Am to G to F this happens to me

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

@Tom3k_K @GaygayZingus @LadySaffronVT Unironically hype, I understand why it left psychic residue

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

@lotscatorccio @GaygayZingus @LadySaffronVT Thank you so much!!!! I was in Austria recently and kept singing to myself einmal in die woche, and I was like… there must be a reason for this

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

Yeah the strategy works

[very tall bart @TallBart]

I just installed an extension that puts "white people be like" before every tweet and it's already reduced my rage by 30%

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

@GaygayZingus @LadySaffronVT WAIT THIS ACTIVATED ME, do you have a link to the video of this? I thought I hallucinated it lowkey

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

LOL

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

Omg i taught myself how to restring a guitar yesterday and didn’t even use YouTube and the new one is holding a tune 😝😝😝

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

worst superpowers: Albert Heijn-vision. a small arrow in the corner of your eye directs you to the nearest Albert Heijn supermarket at all times. You do not live in the Netherlands.

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

Hey look it’s exactly what the Nazis said about the concentration camp my family members were at!

[New York Post @nypost]

Lefties call Delaney Hall a dungeon, but inmates enjoy yoga, aromatherapy and other amenities https://t.co/syPJacdqgU

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

@RealLifu @PolymarketSport Nah it’s Zoh

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

Just saw three people exiting the Fashion Institute of Technology by Penn Station and thought to myself “well I’m sure”

[Average Tums Enjoyer @benjiposter]

@justalexoki Kava and chamomile