Ben

a tasteful mix of random thoughts and profound statements

[Ben @benlarnold]

@Rainmaker1973 How could you know the rpm

[Ben @benlarnold]

@gwenisonline call that a naan-starter

[Ben @benlarnold]

@TheWapplehouse Damn, he's in a tight spot

[Ben @benlarnold]

Lofi chill beats to keep you active on Slack while napping on the job

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

🇵🇸❤️

[Ben @benlarnold]

@BioLinds Lingcod!! Or special addition blue lingcod

[🍉🇵🇸KING BURRITO🖇️🥑🔫👑🌯 @rickybellspdx]

forgot to mention but tonight & tomorrow is our last tocayo rooftop pop up for the year! To send it off with a bang I’m roasting two whole pigs in mojo with the caja china and serving tacos all Saturday night! Come see me and try the best taco you’ve ever had. retweet ur boy too.

[- @internetkendra]

By EOD, if possible!

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

when you click “our team” on a baptist church website

[Ben @benlarnold]

@uncrustabIe_ see you at the Grand Summit!!

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

This is what it's like to ride a bike in too many cities around the world.
by @StevePAdams

[Ben @benlarnold]

The list:

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

A new analysis ranking all states in the U.S. based on liveability has firmed put Oregon in the bottom 15. https://t.co/SPOAj4UQ7H

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

This is better than Blair Witch https://t.co/wEkt0nshD7

[Ben @benlarnold]

Thinking of this

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad.
I could not stop thinking about it.
Here is the culmination of a week long effort.

[Ben @benlarnold]

How to dance to dnb

[Ben @benlarnold]

Tom Hanks made a surprise visit to a Southeast Portland typewriter shop

[KGW News @KGWNews]

Tom Hanks made a surprise visit to a Southeast Portland typewriter shop https://t.co/6gvr88SIks

[Ben @benlarnold]

Classic mom

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Anchor vs Bollard.
SNAPPED IT LIKE A TWIG.
#WorldBollardAssociation

[Ben @benlarnold]

Someone wanna tell me why London Heathrow airport is selling vibrating cock rings in the bathroom vending machines? And why I bought three???

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I know a lot of you wanted a technical breakdown of this meme so here it is!

I don't think you will find this level of detail anywhere else so keep reading if you don't want to miss out.