Müümïn

Back with a whimper

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

POV the notepad guy, just writing:

“Left”
“Left”
“Penenka”
“Left”

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Explain this one ❓

Mo Salah and Egypt were spotted watching Real Madrid clips before their penalty shoot-out against Australia 🤔

[Bearing @bear_ing]

Holy shit they’re doubling down, and asking that people do not share the footage. Insane.

[Liam @Velaskyalf99]

@BrumPolice We are at the stage of openly admitting arresting the victim is satisfactory

[Birmingham Police @BrumPolice]

The incident has been reviewed, and we have no concerns over the officer's actions and we are satisfied that they were reasonable and proportionate in the circumstances.
We would ask that footage is not further shared to allow the legal process to take its course.

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@Argyle Did anyone notice the additional fees as well? “£1.50 if purchased at the ticket office” Am I reading that right?

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@Tonywhitebrand @PolitlcsUK No. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left who's still got one eye? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong, nobody's got the balls to come out and say it - Billy Bickle

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@TheTennisPorker @ArgyleLife1886 @FredThomasUK @LukePollard Those two will send similarly worded ChatGPT emails that they’ve asked their PAs to generate, rather than spending more than 5 minutes of thought about it.

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@Jimnewman2203 @rfc106 @YellenD57516 @FBAwayDays They have a pool of 3/4 closest clubs that they pick for those fixtures, and the Tuesday games. Cov has always been one because it’s relatively well connected travel-wise for us. This year will be even more of a stretch 😩

[🇬🇧Lost Britain 🆘 @LostBritainSOS]

So here we have 2 children, one is a racist, violent, far right thug, the other, well I’ll let you decide.

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@FPLcoventry Good for you mate, it’s all or nothing. Don’t listen to all these jealous 1m+ ranked Haaland-set-and-forget bore-offs. I’ve owned him all season and captained 8 times. So much more interesting living on the edge.

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@BettinsonIan There were only 19 seats, so might be something to double check there 😂

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@chewiefpl @FPLGeneral I apologise 🙊

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

Senesi owners laughing it up as he heads it onto Hill’s unsuspecting head for the OG #FPL 😭

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@FFH_HQ Bruno hasn’t got <10pts in a game he’s started at Old Trafford since GW14 btw, and even then he got 4pts thanks to DEFCON

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@FFH_HQ Bruno hasn’t got <10pts in a game he’s started at Old Trafford since GW14 btw, and even then he got 4pts thanks to DEFCON

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@BenCrellin Haha 😂 Fair enough, I never got that gift, at least not the full deal 😭🤯
Great work as ever Ben, you’re an FPL icon.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Bro is going straight to hell💀

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

Couldn’t be more representative of his reign, get a backbone

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

UPDATE: No 10 says Starmer is no longer expected to address the nation or be "on camera" tomorrow, but that could change again by tomorrow

[Müümïn @benmoomin]

@nightsnacker017 @DigitalK1ng @Truelvo @sharmasarkastic @grok Umm