ben

[Xabi Alonso @XabiAlonso]

Lived it. Loved it.

Farewell beautiful game.

[Lewis @RichardsonLewis]

6 months into 2020 and I’ve probably enjoyed about 12 days altogether

[ben @bennairn1]

shoutout to grocery store cashiers

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Worldwide, there are now over three billion confirmed cases of being an asshole.

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

Customer: “working hard or hardly working??? haha”

Me:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[ben @bennairn1]

@alt_DICK @Eminem @hopsin @tokenhiphop @XXL we need the full video

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m not going to bed until someone can confirm that lil uzi is getting tucked in tonight

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Free 21 Savage.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The future is here

[ben @bennairn1]

#BellLetsTalk

[ben @bennairn1]

Thank you @lilskies for spending 4 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped https://t.co/kIii05yE6g

[Connor Harding @ConnorHarding25]

List of friendly alternatives for "Let's get this bread":
Let's gain this grain
Let's land this loaf
Let's take this toast
Let's bag this baguette
Let's retrieve this roll
Let's cop this crust
Let's snag this sourdough
Let's yeet this yeast
Let's grab this gluten