Benn Parker

📍 Bucks County, PA / Dickinson ‘16

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

I don’t believe in whatever tf a burner account is supposed to be. put ur name on it weirdos

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

Summer nighttime rain … nothing beats it

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

I hate deadline day because all the casuals and their cronies are crying about their ridiculously uninformed trade fantasies

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@MattWallace888 a sad and feeble man

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

It used to be the click-bait epidemic

but welcome to the ai-bait epidemic

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@decaire_dylan Mutually agree to send him to Mexico

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

Any Phillies fan thinking that acquiring Jeff Hoffman would be a good move should be either deported to a third world country or fed to gators

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Cameron Jourdan @Cam_Jourdan]

Scottie Scheffler's lengthy answer when asked about Bryson DeChambeau and the two-shot penalty from Friday.

"All I'll say is Bryson, I've known him for a long time, and he's a lot of things, but he's definitely not a cheater."

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@Irwin_Fletch3r Bro you can admit you don’t care enough to game anymore it’s okay, don’t hit me with that nonsense… (and point proven)

We got babies in the chat with the dads all the time. You are just retired, so refrain from pretending otherwise.

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@Irwin_Fletch3r When is the last time you bought a new video game title

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@DefiantLs Don’t grow up stupid, people

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@DiscussingFilm Everyone with functioning brain at this time knows exactly where and when they first saw it, truly iconic filmmaking for its generation

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@Irwin_Fletch3r @ObsoleteSony Makes me wonder if you are now a relative of Joe Biden’s clone

If they got you it’s only a matter of time

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@Irwin_Fletch3r @ObsoleteSony We had it amazing back then no doubt but you can’t be a non-participant and act like a martyr of gaming standards

[Benn Parker @benncparker]

@amuse This retard was on the presidential ballot 😂 😂 😂

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City | PlayStation 2 - 2002

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Pierce The Veil released Collide With The Sky on this day 14 years ago.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Titans are inducting former running back Chris Johnson into their Ring of Honor on September 13, when they play their regular-season opener vs. the New York Jets.