1 - Go to college
2 - Accumulate debt
3 - Pick stupid major
4 - Graduate with useless degree and no useful skills
5 - Pretend you're a victim
6 - Blame society
7 - Vote Democrat
Merica.
BREAKING: After taking a 7-0 lead on UConn, UCF has announced their season is over and have declared themselves National Champions for a 2nd straight season
“Mainstream Media tries to rewrite history to credit Obama for Trump accomplishments. Since President Trump took office, the economy is booming. The stronger the economy gets, the more desperate his critics are. O had weakest recovery since Great Depression.” @WashTimes
*during sex*
Her- I want you to hurt me
Me- The Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues....
Her- Wait...
Me- *ding*