Bennett Bennett ♠️

Former 2010s era Tumblr blogger turned advertising person, likely putting words elsewhere. 🦋: beedeebee

[Bennett Bennett ♠️ @BennettDBennett]

To my beautiful, ambitious, funny ass team on here (and journo/marketer friends): i am on the butterfly app 👇🏾 —and Threads, too (same handle as here)!

It's been a chill run for 13 years but can't stick in the Elon-iverse. Thanks for the run and the vibes.

[Jennifer @JennSalerno310]

Now here’s a guy that loves Brady’s nut

[Gowanus Canal Official @gowanusofficial]

New nyc micro neighborhood proposal:

- GAPE ME (Grand Army Plaza, East of the Memorial Entrances)

- TriMcA (mccarren/mcguiness/mcgolrick area)

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Je[SORRY YOU’RE OVER YOUR LIMIT FOR KALSHI SPONSORED MESSAGES FOR THE NIGHT]

[Clinton Yates @clintonyates]

absolutely bawled reading this

[Papo 🇩🇲 @op_ap_oj]

-SMD: Suck My Dick

[Bennett Bennett ♠️ @BennettDBennett]

They don't make em like this anymore.

[CC Sabathia @CC_Sabathia]

We’re gonna learn a lot about this Yankees team in the next month. I got full faith 🙌🏾

[Rami @RamiofTeaneck]

There are professional pinch me moments. There are real-life pinch me moments. I will never take for granted I get to experience both at the same time. This is “The Look” for the NBA Finals, starring Walt Clyde Frazier and your New York Knicks. It’s time. #AlwaysKnicks

[Bennett Bennett ♠️ @BennettDBennett]

Come on, bud! 💀

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“Pretty amazing he got on the Jimmy Fallon Show batting .239”

Guardians broadcaster Tom Hamilton on Jazz Chisholm Jr.

[fka brecht apologist @_madisontayt]

the problem is, the most tasteless and classless amongst us have too much power and influence. because what the fuck do you mean you opened up a sex and the city themed cafe in RIDGEWOOD

[Nate Jones @JonesOnTheNBA]

It’s hard for US consumers to understand this, but Li-Ning and Anta are SERIOUS sneaker operations. Li-Ning has been cooking Nike in China recently (their products are very highly rated by US based reviewers) and Anta’s development/production might is next level.

[Bennett Bennett ♠️ @BennettDBennett]

@maryismoody

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

How ironic from white people who displaced countless Black and Brown people & businesses that resided in Dumbo when it was just a Navy Yard with abandoned warehouses that they turned into multi million dollar properties. We don’t care.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Game 3, come on home @JLin7

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

that complex nyc rappers list is very “checkersdunkinpopeyes photo”

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

elephant man/nina sky/sean paul mega mix weather

[Bennett Bennett ♠️ @BennettDBennett]

tell me this isn't an april fool's joke.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning we are introducing COGE — the Commission on Government Efficiency.

This Commission will find ways for our city to work smarter, faster, and more effectively for working people. 

New Yorkers deserve a city government as careful with their money as they are.

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

If AOL Instant Messenger could install away messages in 2001 then why can’t @apple install an automated vacation responder on iMessage in 2026??

[katie honan @katie_honan]

Everyone is nostalgic for “Y2K” era stuff but I haven’t seen on Knicks jersey dress out here

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.