Bennett Morrison

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[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

"Don't ruin Valentine's Day by bringing up Jira"--@textbook_case re: woman sitting next to us at dinner.

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

What even is this place?

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

@nickrizzo Whoa

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

@BrianBLevinson Core inflation exclusions (food! and energy!) are what the electorate cares about. You can't prove "inflation is under control" when the cost of bread is $7.

https://t.co/DTsc9cBG0T

[laura gilbert @TGILaura]

You know AI may not be such a bad thing after all

[Angry Tom @AngryTomtweets]

AI is 100% out of control.

1. Let's be friends

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I WANT A PHYSICAL DISC WITH THE MOVIE ON IT! A DVD IN 4k WITH EXTRAS AND DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY!! AND IN THE CORRECT ASPECT RATIO AND ORIGINAL COLOR GRADING! ENOUGH OF THIS STREAMING CONTENT BULLSHIT!!!

[Barry Ritholtz @Ritholtz]

REMINDER: Anytime the media quotes a poll, or a prediction market, or a survey -- without simultaneously disclosing the prior track record of that item over the past few election cycles -- they are committing journalistic malpractice...

[Richard Staff @RichardStaff]

Joe Biden giving up and leaving the race right before the trade deadline is a heartwarming tribute to the Mets

[Nikki Waller @wallernikki]

One hell of a National Ice Cream Day

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

@InsomniaCorsage Oooooo . . . I think this is the winner.

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

This should read:

"Is there word for when you have spent more time estimating the time it would take to do a thing vs the time it would take to do the thing?"

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

Is there word for the point that you spent estimating the time it takes to do the thing takes more time than doing the thing?

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

@MovieManifesto I like this construction, but maybe it's Concrastinating.

Pro = Forward
Crastinate = The next day

Con = With, Together

So, "together with the next day."

Of, Focucrastinating -- focusing on the next day.

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Steve, this is Grimace. Hes a fast food mascot. Hes one of the most undervalued brands at McDonalds. His defect is that he doesnt play baseball. Nobody in the big leagues cares about him because he looks funny. This guy could not just be good luck but could start a winning streak

[The Cannon Film Guide @CannonFilmGuide]

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there reconnecting with their estranged sons on cross-country road trips, teaching them how to drive truck and hustle chumps at diners and dive bars, all on their way to the arm wrestling world championship in Vegas.

This day’s for you.

[Hiten Shah @hnshah]

Too many meetings are a sign of distrust.

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

@cmwryly Oh no. This is not an adult thing. This is an executive who wants to know exactly WHEN this is GOING TO HAPPEN, so you have to narrate everything that is going to happen before doing the thing.

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

Is there word for the point that you spent estimating the time it takes to do the thing takes more time than doing the thing?

[laura gilbert @TGILaura]

Couple goals fr

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

@mar_to_go So satisfying.

I knew my vote counted.

[Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison]

@mar_to_go I can't express how much I admire this sentiment. Like, was this always an option?