#BREAKING: Sources have provided me with the graphic details leading up to the arrest of former Michigan HC Sherrone Moore:
During an argument with his wife, Moore threatened to kill himself. He then drove to – and broke into – the home of his assistant, where he held a knife to his own throat and threatened to kill both himself and the staffer.
He was then intercepted at a local church after his wife provided his phone’s location to the authorities. He is now in protective custody. Just a tragic chain of events for all involved.
Hiring Arnett back and him being willing to come back as our DC is ultimately a massive upgrade from the terrorist we’ve been dealing with the last 2 seasons.
Arnett consistently had top 5 SEC defenses when he was previously at DC under Mike Leach. Now just make sure he’s only allowed to DoorDash his Baconators and not go get them himself.
Welcome back Zach.
For everyone pearl clutching about the Jersey stealing prank, in 1954 Ole Miss students stole Bully, painted him red & blue, and he died of lead poisoning. Literally killed a dog.