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he/him 2017 world Garry’s mod prop hunt world champion

[b @bennidiot]

I would dunk my balls into the hottest fires of the earths core just to experience 2007 for the first time again

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

It feels SO good to hit your wife with a totally nuclear emotional argument like this. Stops em fucking cold.

[b @bennidiot]

My buddy told me they’re making an iPhone that poops

[b @bennidiot]

An old Italian man once told me to always put the pasta in just before the water starts boiling. he said it was because he hated his wife

[b @bennidiot]

Hello. My name is Cornelius Tinkleberry

[b @bennidiot]

Meeting Biddy Blas in Star Wars Galactic Racer

[b @bennidiot]

LeBron looking down at his hand afterward tryna catch of a whiff of that Duncan Robinson aura

[b @bennidiot]

Are you kidding me I’d be fucking fuming

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥

(via knicksonfyve/ig)

[b @bennidiot]

Every time I watch Duncan Robinson play Basketball for the DETROIT PISTONS

[b @bennidiot]

Brock purdy when I have money on him

[b @bennidiot]

So cool that you can beat your wife and then score a touchdown in the national football league

[b @bennidiot]

Packers go for it on 4th down and lose the game

[b @bennidiot]

@ghimiresal Hell, the whole front office can have a slice for all I care

[b @bennidiot]

Me: bakes a cake for Detroit Lions DC Kelvin Sheppard

Kelvin Sheppard:

[b @bennidiot]

Maybe stop covering your mouth Kelvin Sheppard. Maybe then other teams will start allowing 1200 passing yards in 4 games

[b @bennidiot]

Working remote in my early 20’s had me waking up one minute before work starts, not putting on clothes until my roommate wakes up, and getting high off the stank of my own balls

Now in my late 20’s, I wake up 5 minutes before work and put on a pair of shorts at least!

[b @bennidiot]

Life was getting stale, so I quit my job and laid my penis into the $2000 folding iPhone at the apple store, hot dog style

[b @bennidiot]

the only 50 piece you getting in New Orleans these days is a chicken McNugget meal

[MF⚜️ @GOATED_WF]

good god we gotta 50 piece deez niggas week 1

[b @bennidiot]

The trench run from A New Hope but with the Chris Smoove autotuned Splash sound effect + beat drop

[b @bennidiot]

Luke sky walker is a great character but he needs a catch phrase. Some kind of zinger he can let fly right before he launches a torpedo into the Death Star

[b @bennidiot]

Once again reminded of the dream I had where Elon Musk showed up at a party with 2 triple plat XL cannons

[As Found @AsFoundX]

🚨 ELON MUSK:

“You thought Sydney Sweeney’s boobs were great… have you seen mine?”