Ben Sanborn

Michigan native constantly irked by Indiana weather. Firmly believe that all puppies deserve to be pet. 9w1.

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

"That had the venom of a man scorned by a three-knuckler." @iDeKay

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

Dear @EASPORTSCollege: why is there not a cleat option of primary/secondary color? We have every other option with black white primary and secondary, but no choice to pick primary and secondary as the cleat colors🧐

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

@IndyPedCrisis What would happen if, just a thought, the valve cores disappeared out of all of these tires?

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

we need an autistic president so we can have high speed rail

[Jake Hole 🎒 @MrToDamnFunny]

can we pretend that tall boys in the garage fridge are like shooting stars ?

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

@BeePaulite @garbageindy Looks like Broad ripple. 62nd/broad ripple ave and Compton by the old high school

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

I hate it here so goddamn much. @IndyMayorJoe fix this shit ffs

[Safe Streets Indy @SafeStreetsIndy]

🚨 CHILD STRUCK! This incident involved a 4-year-old child.

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

He won 4 Stanley Cups.

On the greatest team ever assembled, he was the playoff MVP.

He won his first Norris Trophy at age 31, then won 6 more.

After age 24, he finished Top 6 in the Norris vote every season until his retirement at age 42.

In 20 seasons, he missed just 42 games, a dozen of them in his final year.

He never missed the playoffs.

He missed 2 playoff games in 20 years.

He scored the goal that won Sweden a gold medal in the Olympics.

He was the first European to captain a Stanley Cup champion.

He was the first European to win the Conn Smythe.

He had a hat trick at age 40.

Revered by his peers, he wasn’t involved in a single controversy in 20 years.

He was Nicklas Lidstrom.

“The Perfect Human”.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

This would literally destroy the North American airline industry. Build the loop.

[AmaizingBlue @A_MaizingBlue]

Harbaugh brothers should live stream the game like the Manning brothers cast and collect NIL donations

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

I moved back to @VisitIndy yesterday and it took less than 18 hours from the time I crossed inside 465 to the time I sat down at @Yats. Feels good to be back. @FatDansDeli you’re next

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

I woke up with a sharp stomach cramp at 2am that ended up being 30+ minutes on the toilet tonight. The only thing I can think about is how grateful I am that I woke up first. Any other order would’ve been a disaster that I don’t think I could’ve survived.

[Alejandro Zúñiga @ByAZuniga]

Here’s a visual comparison between the old and new scoreboards at the Big House:

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

@perrinrobinson It sucks so much man. That’s the farthest thing from Jesus and it breaks my heart that church leaders are allowed to run around behaving that way

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

Jack White kicks ass

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Legendary musician Jack White of the White Stripes rips into some of his fellow celebrities by name for buddying up to Donald Trump in public at a UFC fight in Las Vegas over the weekend.

Trump was spotted glad-handing and chatting with Joe Rogan, Guy Fieri, Mark Wahlberg, and noted antisemite Mel Gibson. Jack White took to Instagram to tear into the traitor-loving celebs—

"Anybody who ‘normalizes’ or treats this disgusting fascist, racist, con man, disgusting piece of shit Trump with any level of respect is ALSO disgusting in my book," wrote White beneath photos of the people at the event.

"That’s you Joe Rogan, you Mel Gibson, you Mark Wahlberg, you Guy Fieri. This is a statement from me, not a discussion/debate. -Jack White III," he went on, pulling no punches.

White absolutely nailed it. This kind of behavior cannot be tolerated by a country that wants to survive.

This display of friendliness towards a fascist failed ex-president — a man who literally tried to overthrow our democracy — is a potent reminder that the super rich are insulated from the effects of destructive MAGA policies. They share class interests and will sell us all down the river if it gets them more tax cuts.

Kudos to Jack White for taking a stand.

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[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

@perrinrobinson I’m sorry Perrin. That is horrifying

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

Saudi Arabia: Hey PGA golfers! We have a bunch of money to offer you for our new league.

PGA Tour: You’re ruining the game and sportswashing your reputation of human rights abuses.

SA: OK but what if we offered *you* a lot of money?

PGA: Today, we’d like to announce a merger w

[abby @abby4thepeople]

from the ashes, a hero rises

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

@perrinrobinson Of all the things I’ve seen today, this thing makes me the happiest

[Ben Sanborn @benniefitts]

✅Offer letter: signed
✅ Two weeks: noticed
✅ Clothing purchased: professional
✅ Anxiety: debilitating
Next chapter commences in 21 days 🫣