♡lana anal♡

i have a pet sloth n i like pancakes

[Sorchy @potahoes]

the best things in life have calories

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ja'mie the private school girl is so fucking funny

[Sorchy @potahoes]

how do i lose 30 pounds in 6 seconds

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can i be skinny so i can dress in band tshirts and jeans without looking like an obese boy

[Sorchy @potahoes]

sleep is for the people without internet access

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'you've changed'

'I know I'm a transformer'

[no @homotwat]

how can you face your problems when your problem is your face

[no @homotwat]

you know your parents are moody with you when they don't put kisses on the end of texts

[Sorchy @potahoes]

i love comics

my inner geek is coming out

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we all have a person's name we hear and we just

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my thoughts are more tangled than my headphones

[no @homotwat]

forever bored with everything

[no @homotwat]

are people that desperate that they tweet their mobile numbers and ask people to text them

wow even I'm not that desperate

[no @homotwat]

who remembers wagon wheels

ugh they were heaven in a packet

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i always get on better with the opposite sex

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lonely

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is always nice when someone good looking favourites or retweets you

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people who can pull off denim jackets

👌

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his nipples are bigger and better than my future