bennius

new country album dropping 2036

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Never forget Yovani Gallardo got absolutely smashed at Leff's, got a DUI for blowing a .22, and then the Brewers had him start the next day against the Giants where he got a 7-2 win. Only in Wisconsin does that shit happen.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Charles Barkley seeing all the Big Ole Woman in San Antonio at the finals

[bennius @benniuskellius]

You hear Spurs and think about Wemby. I hear Spurs and think about Charles Barkley roasting the women of San Antonio.

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Jared McCain my zesty prince

[bennius @benniuskellius]

I was told we were getting the first crypto president of the United States. I want a refund or time machine.

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Can’t wait for tonight’s nightmare based on that Euphoria scene of Nate dawg

[bennius @benniuskellius]

I need to quit college sports. My sanity and changing of my pfp will be dependent on a 16 year old stud named BOUMTJE BOUMTJE.

https://t.co/GkEwjNeqhM

[Zion O. @DukeNBA]

Joaquim Boumtje Boumtje vs. Adidas 3SSB All-Stars

22 points
9/15 FG
11 rebounds
3 assists
3 steals
2 blocks

[bennius @benniuskellius]

@AustRobert3 @DukeNBA Again

[Zion O. @DukeNBA]

Joaquim Boumtje Boumtje vs. Adidas 3SSB All-Stars

22 points
9/15 FG
11 rebounds
3 assists
3 steals
2 blocks

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Why are you a man at the urinal with your pants below your cheeks? What is the efficiency gained here?

[Duke Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB]

JARED COOKED IN GAME 3

24 points
10-21 FG
+28 +/-
27 minutes

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Mason Plumlee still kicking it in the league!

[bennius @benniuskellius]

@AustRobert3 I thought it was because I moved to Africa but also found one post golf in West Allis. I will be going Jan 6 mode on Bill Gates soon.

[bennius @benniuskellius]

I’m all aboard the tinfoil hat, Bill Gates is airdropping ticks train. Never had to worry about ticks and now everytime I golf or walk the dog I find one. If I get this alpha gal syndrome and can’t eat meat or dairy it was nice knowing you all!

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇺🇸 Meanwhile in America

“Look at them crawling out of there - millions of Ticks”

The story is so insane - Farmers continue to report finding Boxes full of Ticks on their farmland, clearly left their on purpose.

Now the US has already seen a sharp increase in the number of Tick related diseases.

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Quincy when he's had 10 coors lights and 5 rumpies

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Just found out Young Dolph is a fellow Wisconsin Dells aficionado

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Twitter used to be so good. You could shitpost and reply and have good back-and-forth convos. Now it’s infested by whatever the fuck AI bot talk this is.

[bennius @benniuskellius]

@TaylorBaxa You can solve spam emails to my yahoo account?

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Give him 20 spam emails every day for the rest of his life

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“He just sat down for the final round of the PGA Championship. Have his girl tell him it’s a beautiful day outside and ask what they’re going to do today”

[bennius @benniuskellius]

HOT SOUP COMING THROUGH

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A fan at T-Mobile Park was sent to the ER after a vicious foul ball from the San Diego Padres cracked her in the skull.

[bennius @benniuskellius]

Gave the lady cash for range balls, she gave me change back, and I walked away before getting the balls. No idea how I passed the CPA exams.