Ben P

Teacher, photographer.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

I a very confused as to why Twitter thinks I want to see Tweets from John Redwood.

Or, indeed, why anyone would want that.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

Good news, everybody! This absolutely cements my confidence in a cabinet of *all* the talents.

Holy shit.

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

The Rt Hon Suella Braverman KC MP @SuellaBraverman has been appointed Secretary of State for the Home Department @UKHomeOffice.

#Reshuffle

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@mrjamesob We estimated her at our peril.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

Dear Tories.

Continually talking about which candidate might "save the party from electoral defeat" is a pretty big red flag. Caring about party over country is what dug us so deep into this shit pile.

Maybe try "caring about others?" See how it goes?

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@nickhirst Note a matter of "national interest," not "the national interest"...

[Patrick Kidd @patrick_kidd]

Why you should study English lit.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@PenLlawen RICHARD.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@sedm0784 @PeterHowkins Please tell me you're still using RISC OS for reals in some form or another.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

And if you think that's good, I've heard rumours of Indiana Jones 4. What a time to be alive.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

Hey! You guys! Looks like they're making a second Matrix film!

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@PenLlawen Only just about related - the courtroom explanation of how Chernobyl happened is one of the best things I have ever seen on screen. That is all.

Love,

Benny "tangential" Pea.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

Foodie twitter (@PenLlawen...) - my long-suffering, and cheap, Kenwood food processor has broken. Recommendations for a replacement? Absolute max £200, preferably less, not huge, and processor/blender. Any ideas? Please pass around if you know someone who knows...

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@PenLlawen Didn't you just.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@sedm0784 @rcveeder Aha! You'd probably see "no one from Paris" or something in that kind of clue. Nice.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@rcveeder Decry every new object, unless neatly collecting each starter (8)

@sedm0784

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@qpheevr @sedm0784 @Friedegger @rcveeder Sure. This works, assuming that you are using "one" as a synonym for "you." the only issue is that I've never seen a setter ask you to put in something, then ask you to take it out again, as I think you're doing here? As in +noone - one? Unless I've got your logic wrong.

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@rcveeder @horsewizrd OK, last go:

Odd people: Odd, and a well-liked twitterata!

My apopogies for butting in. I think we have a mutual friend in @sedm0784...

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@sedm0784 Not sure. They started popping up a week or so ago. I assume you liked something?

[Ben P @benny_pea]

@sesquiotic @rcveeder @horsewizrd The second of these is rather good, and rather lovely.