Benny

[Hailey Branson-Potts @haileybranson]

Deep in the #Campfire evacuation zone, one man has become the unofficial keeper of his empty town. Neighbors send him addresses & ask if he could please go see whether their houses burned down. Almost always, the answer is yes. He’s rescued 8 dogs so far. https://t.co/a0Za6uQz08

[Benny @bennykins1]

@VancityReynolds @johnkrasinski @RealHughJackman @Variety @TheFrontRunner @MaryPoppins @Courtney_Cage peep this interaction. #Wolverine steppin to #JackRyan woman and Deadpool ain’t havin it!

[ugh @swaggiestag]

Me realizing i have no idea what my friend just said:

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: That’s crazy

[Benny @bennykins1]

Big city fella gets stranded in a small town, falls for a hot lawyer and makes friends with everybody til the old geezer feels threatened by him and puts in a call to have him removed.
Yah... #Cars is basically a #Hallmarkmovie.

[Benny @bennykins1]

Currently listening to my younger siblings explain “weird flex but okay” to my mom and it’s painful to witness #weirdflexbutok

[Benny @bennykins1]

@Courtney_Cage

[t a z z i @CurlyTazzi]

OMGGGGG there’s a Backstreet Boys world tour happening in 2019! I need BSB in my life again 😩😩😩

[Benny @bennykins1]

@Jchawes Same dude. Just bought some glow in the dark Christmas slippers! 😃😃😃

[NASA @NASA]

We're returning to the Moon, preparing to go beyond to Mars. We are going. We are NASA.

[Benny @bennykins1]

I am sexually attracted to young #albusdumbledore

[Benny @bennykins1]

Honestly, I’m surprised it took them this long to put #JohnnyDepp in a #harrypotter movie.

[Benny @bennykins1]

@DrakeBell @ItsJoshPeck BYE BYE TOENAILS!

[Benny @bennykins1]

While I appreciate @kanyewest speaking his mind and being unafraid of honesty....are we really that concerned with what some rando says on Twitter? Celebrities only have power when you give it to them. If you don’t like what he says, oh well. He didn’t betray anyone tho. Chill

[Benny @bennykins1]

@Leanna_Carr Traveling solo is my favorite way to travel! I haven’t made it to Europe yet, but that is definitely on my list!

[Benny @bennykins1]

@daxshepard That’s probably a $50 phrase. I’m sure they get paid for specific phrases or actions. Lol

[Benny @bennykins1]

@katyhearnFit Ew. How sad. Can’t they just put a toy animal in the keychain? This is so mean. :(

[Benny @bennykins1]

Let’s talk for a minute about progress photos: in the majority of the civilized English speaking world we read LEFT TO RIGHT...not the other way around. It looks to me like y’all are getting fatter..idk

[Benny @bennykins1]

So much truth here.

[Benny @bennykins1]

@nickcarter @BabyFirstTV We love babyfirst!

[Benny @bennykins1]

@Chiefraim That’s fucking rude!

[Benny @bennykins1]

@KrisWilliams @FoxNews That’s for damn sure. Hate this state.