Saying you hate British food is just such a fake complaint, you can have any cuisine you fancy in this country no one’s forcing you to scran pie and mash
2 defeats in 89 games
Spying on our training
Fireworks and music at our hotel all night
Team bus gets attacked
85,000 hostile Mexicans in the ground
2,200m above sea level
Our aerobic performance drops 10-15%
No right back
Out of form wingers
No Palmer or Trent
3-0 England 🏴
So, Brazil struggled against Japan
Germany and the Netherlands are out
Belgium struggled against Senegal
Portugal struggled against a side we beat comfortably
Argentina scraped past Cape Verde
But when England win 2-1 (whilst creating loads of chances), everyone panics? Why?
This altitude narrative is weak, there athletes in peak condition, not site lads on 8 pints and 40 fags a day, mexico best player is a 35yr old that spent majority of his career in Wolverhampton, if we dont win it's because we're shit, not because the altitudes abit high!
On route to be the young player of the tournament, most fanbases would get excited but for us now Fab’s greasy oily Italian paws are over it reeks of a hijack